Short Status Quotes and Short Funny Quotes for Whatsapp & Facebook

Funny short status and quotes

Short Status become a common or easy uses thing at present time. Most often we are looking for simple or funny Short Status for our social media profile. We also use Short Status for inspiring and as motivational words to text our nearby people. At this section of Short Status Quotes you will find also funny status, short quotes, funny sayings and beautiful lines to share with whom you want.

Awesome Short Status for Whatsapp.

I’m a good boy with bad habits.

Don’t hit kids!!! No, seriously, they have guns now.

People with status don’t need status.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Smile…It confuses people..!!

Hold my hand … Forever.

Never steal. The government hates competition.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

Born to fight, fight to kill, ready to die but never will.

Dear sleep, we had problems when I was younger.. but I love you now.

The obstacle is the path.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

If “Plan 1” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the counting has infinite numbers.

If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

Take my blood, sweat and tears, but never touch my pride.

Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

Beautiful Short Status for Facebook.

Show me, don’t tell me.

Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just sat the hay on fire.

1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d.

There is no meaning of success without failures.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

You’re pretty, adorable & beautiful, until your Photoshop 30 days trial expires.

Head up. Stay strong. Fake a smile and move on.

I’d rather be a someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.

Hello Problems, where are you looking I am here?

I am not fat, I am just easier to see.

My GF and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

My GF’s an earth sign. I am a water sign. Together we make mud.

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity.

You are what you love not love who loves you.

I had a horribly busy day, spent it converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

I never repeat any mistake twice. 3, 4 times may be. But never twice.

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

Some people feel the rain, other just get wet.

Cute Short Funny Quotes.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.

Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

Be better than you were yesterday.

IMAGINE with all your mind. BELIEVE with all your heart, ACHIEVE with all your might.

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

I am damn sure, all my prayers are going in God’s junk folder.

My friends say that alcohol kills slowly. Oh yes! I’m not in a hurry?

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

To get something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.

All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

Our greatest glory is not in falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Save water and shower together.

I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.

The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience.

Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

If you are looking for something funny or want to share some fun with friends then you can frequently use these Short Status.