Add a splash of humor and a dose of craziness to your social media with our funny crazy status and captions. Life is too short to be serious all the time, and sometimes, a good laugh or a playful quirk can make your day brighter. Whether you’re looking to tickle your friends’ funny bones or simply want to express your wild side, our handpicked collection of witty, zany, and downright hilarious status updates and captions will have you covered. So, get ready to inject some laughter into your online presence and let the fun begin!
Crazy Status
I didn’t lose my mind… I just sold it online!
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…
God is really creative; I mean just look at me.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
Love is that state of mind when a Karan Johar film becomes bearable.
Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
One wise guy invented mobile application WhatsApp and his wife added last seen feature…
Crazy Caption
Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’
They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
Second chances are for looser…. either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
Totally available! Please disturb me…
Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.
I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.
When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up!
Funny Crazy Status
I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and then find someone with tequila!
I finally got my gym membership! Now, if only I could find where they hide the ‘get-fit-without-effort’ machines.
My patience is as short as my attention span… oh, look, a squirrel!
I don’t have a bad memory; I just have selective recall for things like chores and responsibilities!
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
I’m not clumsy; I’m just practicing my interpretive dance of ‘The Floor is Lava’!
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
I’m so poor… I can’t even pay attention.
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…
I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.
It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… especially if it’s dessert!
I took a day off from being an adult, and it was the most productive thing I’ve done in ages!
Crazy Quotes For WhatsApp Bio
“I’m crazy, but I’m not stupid.” – Jackie Chan
“Being crazy isn’t enough.” – Dr. Seuss
“Sane is boring.” – R. A. Salvatore
“Crazy people don’t sit around wondering if they’re nuts.” – Jake Gyllenhaal
“It’s okay to be crazy, but don’t be insane.” – Sean Combs
“I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.” – Waylon Jennings
“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?” – Albert Einstein
“Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.” – Haruki Murakami
“I’ve always had a duck personality. Calm above water, feet going crazy below.” – K. Flay
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“I want to be crazy forever, even when I’m 80.” – Nick Carter
“What I love most about this crazy life is the adventure of it.” – Juliette Binoche
“When you are crazy, you learn to keep quiet.” – Philip K. Dick, VALIS
“Only my insanity keeps me sane in today’s world.” – Paulo Coelho
“Of course, I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.” – Robert Anton Wilson
“It’s crazy how fast time flies and how things progress.” – Nathan Chen
“Sometimes it’s the crazy people who turn out to be not so crazy.” – Kevin Spacey
“If we weren’t all crazy, we’d just go insane.” – Jimmy Buffett
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