30 Funny Exam Quotes, Short Exam Status and Messages

Funny Exam Quotes

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Top 30 Funny Exam Quotes Which is Too Cute To Handle

My school cares moor about the uniform then about my education!

student + dying = Studying.

Our education system doesn’t teach us team work, When we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it copying….Foolish people.

The examined life is no picnic.

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

Exam offer!!! Bring a copy on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest “professor” win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

If you cry on seeing the question paper it is an insult. If your teacher cries on seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement…

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls, so Love your studies not girls.

Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

Luck is for the lazy, success is for those who work hard.

100s of years have passed, millions of tomorrows have come, but still hope is alive in all students, Tomorrow I will definitely start studying.

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Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 🙂

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Night before exams is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle.

Funny Exam Quotes

Funny Exam Quotes For Students

80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn’t prepare.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

I wish exams came with 50/50 option.

You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam.. Sharing is caring!

Lovely days in my life, Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life :only exam days.

A Thermometer is the only thing that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!

Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?

Exams are like Girl friends, 1 Too Many Questions.2 Difficult to Understand.3 More Explanation is Needed.4 Result is always FAIL!

I know I am something, because God doesn’t create garbage.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.

Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

What is the main reason for failure? .. I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

Every burned book enlightens the world.

When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet.”It’s LOL…

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