Best Flirt Status, Sayings And Funny Flirty Quotes

Funny Whatsapp Status

Trying to attract someone is called Flirt. Everyone’s are try to get attention by someone, who seems very special in eyes. To explain your Flirty times we made a best Flirt Status collection. In Best Flirt Status we tried to made a very best collections of Flirt Sayings and Funny Flirty Quotes. Best Flirt Status collection is fully able to get your attention via various sayings.

Best Flirt Status for Facebook Status Update:

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

I’m falling in like you know.

I LOVE the way you HURT me!

You are the like of my like.

I’m 50% single.

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.

Best Flirt Status and Flirty sayings for Facebook Status Update:

Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.

I’m in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.

You have no ideas how much you mean to me.

Honestly I have no idea how to live without you.

Every time I look into your eyes I see my paradise.

I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.

Girl: Why are you following me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

I am a fish out of water without YOU!

The only person that goes through my mind is you.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

Good Flirty Text Messages for Facebook and Whatsapp:

I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

You seems like an oxygen to me, without you its hard for me to breath.

I need you like a heart needs a beat.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to You.

8 billion people in this world and I only want you.

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

Flirt Status and Cute Flirty Quotes For Him to make Share on Facebook:

God made mud.. God made dirt.. God made guys so girls can flirt.

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

I have high double standards.

I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

I can’t read lips unless they are touching mine.

God was showing off when He created you.

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you.

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?