Best Funny April Fools Day Short Status and Quotes

April fools day has become a common occasion at present time. Many people celebrate April fools day by doing many funny activities. All over the world April fools day brings a lot of fun to these people who loves to enjoy a little more. At this moment of funny occasion we show you some awesome collection of best April fools day short status, funny quotes, famous sayings, popular prank status which is so cute and ready to be the weapon of your glorious happy moment.

Top April Fools Status

April Fools Day has been cancelled this year.

Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.

Aliens have contacted the Earth, Watch the news and see it.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts that’s your Luck otherwise just tell her it’s April Fool.

Really Truly Hardly Impossible to make you fool, Because you are Fool Proof.

Someone. Misses You. Needs You. Worries About You. Lonely Without You. Guess Who?
The Monkey in The Zoo.

Happy birthday to you, because your born for this day.

Relationships these days are a joke. It’s like April 1st all year long.

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows him to be a fool.

Best April Fools Quotes for Whatsapp & Facebook

Believe no-one.

Even the gods love jokes.– Plato

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.– Robert Frost

Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your job. Life is too short to put up with FOOLS.

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.

Keep calm and carry on pranking.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.

Nothing is foolproof to an extremely talented fool.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.-Mark Twain

Funny April Fool Quotes

I’m your Girl Friend……Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excellent. Romantic. Isn’t it? In Short I’m your S I S T E R …April Fool

I wish I could be on jury duty on April fool’s day.

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.” – Robert Frost

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.” – George Orwell

Sorry no one understood your April Fool’s joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.” – Jack Handey

Today is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one… Just like any other day.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Here have an announcement for all foolish person….that,…… are reading this as like you are a great fool!

April Fool Whatsapp Status 1st April 2016

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.

Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day.

On the 1st of April Keep Calm and troll.

Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

The most important lesson in our lives is to realize that even fools are right sometimes.

Definition of fool, knowing the truth; seeing the truth but still believe the lies.

He who is born a fool is never cured.

I don’t think I’ll worry about any April fool’s Day pranks, I’ll be too upset that it’s Monday.

April Fools Day Facebook Status Updates

I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.

Gullible people should just avoid Facebook for the next 24 hours.

I feel bad for the people who change their birthday for April Fools Day and then their mom wishes them Happy Birthday.

Won $750,000 on a scratchcard last night, no more work for me!!!!

Sorry peeps, but I’ve had it with Facebook. I’m shutting my account off for good at the end of the day.

I am fool i am fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool OK OK Cool I AGREE You Are FOOL Control yourself April Fool Wishes.

31st March Or 1st April, Fool is Fool doesn’t matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.. 🙂

A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂

Wants you to know that I will not take any “serious” Facebook status updates seriously today.

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent on purpose for pure merriment.

April Fools Best Pranks Status

I Found the love of my life. Here is her profile link:

The compliments of the season to my worthy masters, and a merry first of April to us all!

Don’t worry! we will not sink, I am making another hole in the boat and all the water will move out.

It’s interesting if changing your Facebook relationship status as an April fool’s joke would be the end of your relationship.

Making you believe you’re the father was the best prank I could have dreamed up.

I’m sorry you had to leave thanks to my April fool’s Day joke.

Art is man’s expression of his joy in labor.

I have great faith in fools — self-confidence, my friends call it.

April is the cruelest month.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fool’s Day pranks on me.

Unemployment gives me plenty of time to make some cunning April fool’s pranks on the people who made me unemployed.

Happy April Fools Day Sayings

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.-Charles Lamb

Play Satan for the fool.Get saved!- Roger W Hancock

Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.-Benjamin Franklin

It is better to be a fool then to be dead.-Stevenson

April fool and the March fool with another month added to his folly.— Ambrose Bierce

Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.- English Proverb

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.— Max Eastman

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.-Cynthia Heimel

looking foolish does the spirit good? -John Updike

A mother takes 20 years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in 20 minutes.-Robert Frost