Best Technology Status For Whatsapp And Facebook Messages

Technology is part of our life. It makes our daily life easy and also technology able to make revolution in a society. But in social network we love to make fun with various technology quotes by making our Facebook, Whatsapp Status. For saving your valuable time Short Status Quotes presenting an unique collection of Best Technology Status and amazing ideas to make a cute status yourself.

Best Technology Status For Whatsapp Update:

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.

We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

A good girlfriend saves at-least 20 GB of space on your computers.

Why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

The more I C, the less I see.

New Technology Status For Facebook Messages:

Don’t try to typecast me. its not possible!!

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

11:10…”One More Minute!!!” *Gets Distracted* 11:12… SERIOUSLY!?

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

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Those who can’t write programs, write help files.

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, YouTube or Facebook.

If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.

The awkward moment when I’m just sitting here and reading those boring statuses.

Funny Technology Status For Whatsapp, Facebook:

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open.

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly.

My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

Travel to life is like css to html.

“You tweet a lot” … Bitch, it’s TWITTER.

Funny Quotes On Technology For Facebook, Whatsapp:

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

I remember my first day on twitter. I was like, What the fuck is this shit?

Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!

Do u ever feel like screaming ‘fuck you’ to some people but you can’t so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter?

Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.

I’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic.

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