Best Wednesday Status and Messages For Whatsapp & Facebook

Stay calm though how tough the hump day just overcome the blurry laziness by sharing these best Wednesday status with friends and make some fun. Let go the stress and just follow W T F… hey what do you think, though I like your way of thinking but I just mean Wednesday – Thursday – Friday, wait till then and enjoy these Wednesday status by sharing at social media and wishing your friends by tagging or pest on their wall.

Wednesday Status Wishes for Facebook and Whatsapp

Good morning, may all your ups and downs on this day be between the sheets. Happy hump day !

Bi-polar Wednesday – that day where you fluctuate between, “WooHoo, the week is half over” and “Oh crap, the week is only half over.”

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Wed. Nes. Day. How I have to say it in my head to spell it every damn time.

If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”.

I’ve never answered the question, “Are you hungry?” with “No.”

Tuesday, That vicious little day that hides between the obscenity of Monday and the taunting hopes of Wednesday.

Tuesday down, Wednesday on deck, Thursday to load the bases and Friday to clean up!

Today is “Wondrous” Wednesday, a celebration of miracles. Take today to be thankful for the miracles in your life! Have a great day!

Oh, you’re surprised I’m still single? I’m surprised you can dress yourself. So I guess we’re even.

I’m from the Friend Zone originally, but now I live in the Bae Area.

Says, it’s Wednesday. Hump day. Can you smell it? It’s only 48 hours away! The weekend!! Yippee! It’ll be here before we know it. Hang on you’ll make it!

On Wednesday even the calendar says W T F !!

Wednesday Status Quotes Messages

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Today is brought to you by the letter W- W is for Wednesday. That day in the middle of the week that wishes it was Friday but is thankful that it is not Monday.

To those of you proclaiming today as “hump day”, please keep your extra curricular activities to yourselves! We’re not all so lucky.

The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.

Part of me is thinking ‘Wow. It’s Wednesday already.’ and the other part is thinking – What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!

Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.

My six month old daughter has tripled her weight since birth. If this trend continues, by the time she’s 10 she’ll weigh over 17 billion pounds.

My philosophy when I pack.

Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing’ it, Thursday, getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK.

It’s hump day. Anything standing still for more than three seconds is considered fair game.

It’s Wednesday – Is your week half empty or half full?

It’s Hump Day today! However, I haven’t been humped nor done any humping! I think I’m getting ripped off. Where’s the complaint dept?

If you don’t need it, pack it anyway you might need it.

If i stand on my tippy toes i can see the weekend from here! OMG YAY!I can not wait…oh its Wednesday.

Short Wednesday Status Quotes for Friends:

I often wonder how many last minute decisions have prevented me from dying.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

Holy weekdays Batman – it’s Wednesday !

Hello Wednesday! So nice to see you again! We’re halfway there!

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Have a beautiful, loving, breathtaking, passionate Wednesday my genuine friends and family!! Love you!

Has anyone noticed that when you know it’s Hump Day, there is always a little extra wiggle in your walk? Is it an invitation?

Happy.Hump Day! Just two more days til the weekend. I’ll raise my coffee to that!

The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.

For the first time, there is about to be a generation of parents who are better than their kids at video games.

If a Burger King married a Dairy Queen, they would probably live in a White Castle.

The letter “W” should be called “WE.” It’s one syllable (versus 3), rhymes with other letters like “ve” and “ze.” And most importantly it’s what you get when you turn “EM” upside down.

In 50 years or so there will be a genre known as “classic techno”.

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Best Wednesday Wishes & Greetings for Facebook Whatsapp:

You are my sunshine my only sunshine You make me happy when it is Wednesday! Oh here comes Thursday you know I love you But please don’t take my Friday away!

Welcome to Wednesday also known as Hump Day! So Hump or Be Humped! The choice is yours.

Wednesday is here, but I am not. I’m still asleep, in my favorite spot. I need to wake, for I am soo tired. But I must get to work, before I get fired.

Wednesday is God’s way of giving us hope. We survived the beginning of the week, and can hope to make it to the end.

Wednesday – That day in the middle of the week that wishes it were Friday but is thankful it’s not Monday.

We should start keeping giraffes a secret from young children. Imagine discovering giraffes exist when you were like 15. Woah! Check out that long necked horse!

We are halfway there!!! Where you say??? Halfway to Friday!!! Yeeeesssss!!

WARNING… My give-a-d@mn is busted and I’m all out of give-a-sh*t. It must be Wednesday!

The possibility exists that someone murdered another person, was never caught or even suspected and right this moment is reading this post while wondering if it’s referring to them.

The name ‘hump day’ is disappointingly misleading. It’s already past lunchtime & I haven’t been humped once!

That awesome moment when you hear a song and every single word perfectly describes your situation.

People call Wednesday “Hump Day”, I call this false advertisement!

My life is just an awkward series of humiliating moments separated by snacks.

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