500+ Birthday Status : Happy Birthday Captions and Texts

Birthday Status: When you have to wish a happy birthday to any of your friend, colleague, brother, sister or someone so special like a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, you should come up with the best birthday status. Wishing someone a happy birthday will be so much fun because from here you can choose many special birthday wishes status, messages and birthday captions for any relation. Check this happy birthday status which is sweet, humorous, funny, short and some are too romantic. We have this birthday status as ideas to help you write a perfect birthday message in the card, note, tweet or in a Whatsapp and Facebook post. Birthday status can be funny or witty or can be warm and sentimental, it’s up to the bond or closeness of yours with the person. Whatever it is for your best friend female or male, spouse, lover or sibling, check out carefully, it may be the exact thing that you’re looking for.

Happy Birthday Status

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese. Happy Birthday!

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Happy Birthday!

Best Birthday Status

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Happy Birthday!

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy Birthday!

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. Happy Birthday!

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring. Happy Birthday!

Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. Happy Birthday!

Worried about getting older today? Worry no more. Just think of it this way: You are increasing in value not getting older.

All things are sweet and bright. May you have a lovely birthday Night.

You are very special and that’s why you need to float with lots of smiles on your lovely face. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.

Let your all the dreams to be on fire and light your birthday candles with that. Have a gorgeous birthday.

Let’s light the candles and celebrate this special day of your life. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to a sweet soul, you deserve every good thing that comes your way. Have a blast!

I’m wishing you a birthday filled with love, laughter, happiness and all of your heart desire. Have a blast!

Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Don’t lose your confidence, Go always ahead. Happy birthday.

Set the world on fire with your dreams and use the flame to light a birthday candle. Happy Birthday.

Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.

I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise… Happy B’day.

Today, I simply want to wish that may all of your wildest dreams may come true. Happy birthday!

Angels are dancing, the sun is shining, today is your birthday and I am celebrating. Happy B’Day!

May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays.

I sent you a herd of angels to wish you a very wonderful bday and guide you all throughout the year. Happy birthday!

Have a wonderful happy, healthy birthday and many more to come. Happy Birthday!

May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy Birthday!

You’re older than you’ve been. But look on the bright side, you’re younger now than you’ll ever be!

I pray your special day grants you all the wishes that you’ve desired. Happy birthday!

You and your birthday, both are truly very special in my life. All I need is your presence throughout life. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Captions

I’m just here for the cake. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Happy Birthday!

I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk. Happy B’Day!

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. Happy Birthday!

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same. Happy Birthday!

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. Happy Birthday!

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. Happy Birthday!

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

The best way of staying young is lying about your age. Happy Birthday!

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you. Happy Birthday!

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Status

You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo. Happy Birthday!

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Happy Birthday!

You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today… No way you’re special every day!

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!

You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes Status

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. Happy Birthday!

It’s as simple as ABC; today makes more sense because of you, Happy birthday.

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!

I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

Hey, save some of that cake for me. Happy Birthday!

Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday!

Woohoo! Cake, booze, and partying! Oops… I mean… Happy Birthday!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You’ve survived another year, so Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!

How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older. Happy Birthday!

Here’s wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day.

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!

The fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn’t make it any less special.

Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited?

Here’s to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday!

Halloween = candy. Thanksgiving = food. Christmas = gifts. New years = drinks. Valentines day = sex. Birthday = all of the above. Lucky You and Happy Birthday!

I invited Christian Grey to your birthday party… but since he didn’t RSVP I will have to dole out the birthday spankings myself!! What are we up to this year? Happy Birthday–now bend over!

Sorry I’m late I was waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on your wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best. Here it is “Happy Birthday!”

I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.

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Birthday Status For Friend

It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.

If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. Happy Birthday!

Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to someone who knows me better than I know myself.

Happy birthday to my bestie. Thank you for knowing me as no one else does!

Don’t ever change! Stay as amazing as you are, my friend! Happy Birthday.

Thanks for being a wonderful friend to me. I’m so fortunate to have a fantastic friend like you.

Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy Birthday!

Your birthday only comes once a year, so make sure this is the most memorable one ever and have a colorful day.

Friends like you make life worth celebrating. I hope your day shines as bright as you do! Happy Birthday.

If Facebook was a real thing, mine would have just one friend – YOU. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday. You’re the kind of friend who knows how to make every day instantly brighter!

A friend is someone who always has your back, no matter what. Happy Birthday, friend, I have yours.

Happy birthday friend, let’s continue doing all the stupid things we do together for life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope this Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!

For all these years you’ve been my true friend and guide. Please remain forever. Happy birthday.

I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!

Our friendship is made of pure gold and will never, ever rust. It will stay with us until the world returns to dust. Happy birthday! I hope all your wishes come true.

You are a splendid friend! The date of your birth brings exuberance to everyone who knows you!

Can I come over to go shopping in your closet? They say ‘vintage’ is trending this year. Happy Birthday, my fashionable old friend.

Birthday Status For Best Friend

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail! Happy Birthday!

I’m not going to make any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them. Happy Birthday!

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. Happy Birthday!

Birthday-status-for-a-friend

Happy Birthday, best friend! Always remember that I appreciate you – almost as much as Kim Kardashian appreciates herself! Have a great day!

Something to remember on your birthday… Forget the past, it can’t be changed… And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday, my bosom friend. I long for you every day as I would long for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe! Happy Birthday to my best friend!

Dear sweet friend, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may also mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?

I feel so lucky to have you as my best friend. I hope your birthday is as special as you are.

Happy Birthday. Wishing my best friend a day full of presents, laughter and lots of fun!

You understand me like nobody else. I have a sibling in you, my friend. Happy birthday to my best friend!

Birthday Status For Brother

Brother, Of course, you’re not old! You aren’t very young either. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Brother. Pop some champagne and lets you toast to you! Love You, Brother!

Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

On your birthday, I hope you get everything that you chase after – including that cute crush of yours. Happy birthday.

To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!

A very happy birthday to my best buddy…who always bails me out of a jam. Have a wonderful day.

The years we shared while growing up are like treasures to me. I can remember every moment of laughter. Happy Birthday!

Wherever your feet may take, whatever endeavor you lay hands on. It will always be successful. Happy birthday.

Dear Brother, may your path ahead be filled with all the love and success you deserve. Thank you for all you do for me.

Brother, I want to thank you for giving all the affection to me throughout my life. Have a nice birthday.

I am following your footsteps from my childhood and you never put me the wrong track. I am so lucky to have a brother like you. Happy Birthday.

Every step of the way you were there for me. Through thick and thin I’ll always be there for you. Happy birthday, wishes!

You are not only my brother, but a real hero and a role model. I am endlessly happy to have such a wonderful brother like you. Happy birthday!

If your birthday is half as amazing as you are, it’s going to be epic. Happy birthday to the best brother a person could ask for!

My warmest wishes for the most wonderful brother on his special day. Happy Birthday, bro.

Our friendship stems from childhood; I wish we live like kids and spend many, many more happy years together. Happy Birthday, buddy.

An elder brother is the best teacher and guide in the world. Dear brother, thanks for all the guidance and words of wisdom. Happy birthday!

You are the one who understands me best. You guided me through the rough way of life. Thanks, buddy. Wishing you a happy birthday.

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Birthday Status For Sister

Superheroes are one in a million. Great sisters like you are one in a lifetime. Happy Birthday!

My crazy, loving, caring and fun sister, life without you would have been a nasty twister. Happy birthday.

I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so, therefore, you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

You are absolutely incredible, and I’m extremely lucky to be your brother. I love you, Happy Birthday.

Birthday Status for Brother or Sister

To my sweet sister – happy, happy birthday. Thank you for being you. I treasure our times together!

Happy birthday to my precious sister. Thank you for always being there for me – I adore you.

Happy birthday to my beautiful sister. Thank you for growing up alongside me and make my life a wonderful one. I love you!

Sister, you are my everything and even more. I feel that I’m definitely one of the luckiest! Happy Birthday.

Wishing the coolest sister ever a happy birthday! You always know how to cheer everyone up and make life brighter, love you!

Happy birthday, we grew up together doing crazy things and now its time to do bigger ones.

The most heartfelt wishes to my incredible sister! You mean so much to me, cutie, I wish you all the happiness in the world!

Maybe you were one of the floating souls in heaven. But I’m so lucky that I’ve found you as my sweet sister. Happy Birthday.

When nothing goes right, I go to you. You’re my go-to person at every hour. Happy birthday.

My dear sister, on your special day I‘d like to wish you an exciting life, full of great discoveries and joyful surprises!

Dear sis; our parents made us siblings but we became friends on our own. Happy Birthday and I love you, sis.

We fought many times, but it was you who make up every time. You are truly special. Happy birthday.

You are not only my sister, but you are also my friend. I hope you have a wonderful birthday and a happy and prosperous year ahead.

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My Birthday Status

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

“My Birthday!” What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted. Happy Birthday to me!

When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Hi there! I’m growing up so sweet.

With each passing year, I’m turning more awesome and gorgeous.

To myself, yay you continue to improve as a person with each passing year. Wishing you a very happy birthday.

Balloons are so weird… “Happy Birthday,” here’s a plastic sack of my breath.

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you. Cause it’s mine.

I only drink on two occasions; when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.

Thank you guys for the birthday wishes. And thank you Facebook for reminding them.

Only truly brave people enter into the land of old age! Happy birthday to one of the bravest persons on earth – me!

Hardest thing in life: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.

God, if you want to make me infinitely happy on my birthday today, please make my economy incredibly good this year.

I use my birthday as an excuse to do whatever the hell I want. So basically it’s just like every other day, except with presents.

My birthday cake is so bright I need to wear sunglasses before I can safely stare at it. I bet you haven’t seen any cake cooler than mine!

It feels good to be older. Happy birthday to the awesome person that lives in me! You are just amazing!

It is true that I might be aging, but at least I’m still alive! And what’s more, I’m drawing closer to my pension! Happy birthday to me.

The best guide for you is the voice lives inside of you. Happy birthday to myself! I’m always proud to be me.

Happy birthday to me! I am not old! So if anyone makes the grave mistake of calling me old, I wouldn’t hesitate to hit them with my walking stick.

The best thing about every birthday is they always come up with a better version of me every year. I love to be me!

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Birthday Status For Love

A kiss here, a kiss there, a thousand kisses for your birthday! Have a lovely day and may everyone see your gorgeous smile!

Happy birthday, my love. I swear I didn’t notice your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook!

Poets and painters express my feelings best. My poor self can only say: Happy Birthday, and I love you.

Happy birthday to my everything, my heartbeat, and my soul mate! Happy birthday to my love!

The day you were born was a lucky day for so many people. You enrich my life so much and I love you more than you might know!

Romantic Birthday Status

Happy Birthday my love and my sweet other half! Here’s to a bright, healthy and exciting future!

Have a wonderful day today. You deserve it! Thank you for your love – without it, I’d be a lot less happy. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who I could not imagine life without. You are one of a kind! Thank you for everything, and enjoy your special today.

Happy birthday to my one and only, my here, there and everywhere, my soul mate and heartbeat.

Your simple hug has wiped my tears many times and your simple laugh has brought happiness into my face. Happy birthday.

Being in love doesn’t make me happy. It’s being in love with you year after year that does the trick. Happy Birthday.

On your special day, let’s lock the doors, pull down the shades and lose ourselves like the fools in love we are.

You are the greatest gift in my life, so I want to give you the greatest gift of all for your special day: my undying love. Happy birthday, my dearest!

Happy birthday to a special person who is bringing so much joy to my heart. I am thankful for every moment we spend together, and I wish our happiness never ends.

For you, I am always here to stay, each year to wish the happiest birthday.

I adore everything about you, from your sparkling eyes and stunning smile to your tender, loving heart and soul — doubly so on your special day. Happy birthday!

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Birthday Status For Girlfriend

Darling, you are a wonderful bloom in a beautiful garden where only true love grows! Wishing you a brilliant Birthday!

My love, I cannot express in words how much I love you! I will always wish for you to stay happy! Happy birthday!

My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.

Happy birthday my sweetheart! I am really lucky to have you in my life! I don’t know where I would be without you!

Sweetheart, the older you are, the wiser you become. How about expediting your age, so that you can become the wisest person on earth? Best wishes on your birthday.

Pretty as a rose, sweet like honey – thanks for making my life, bright and sunny. Happy birthday.

Everything can be divided, but our love can’t be separated. Happy Birthday, my Love!

Happy Birthday, Sweetie! It is your special day and I’m sending this message to tell you how lucky I am to have you.

The impact you’ve made on me is worth a million birthday spoils and more. Happy birthday – may you be blessed with fulfilled dreams and happy thoughts.

Some like Sunday some like Monday, but I like your birthday. Happy Birthday to my sweetheart…

Falling in love with you is the only fall I have ever enjoyed. Happy birthday.

Before we met, a girl like you I had never seen. And ever since that day, you have become my heart’s queen. Happy birthday.

Stunning and beautiful is the view when I close my eyes and think of you. Happy birthday, girl.

Darling, you are a wonderful bloom in a beautiful garden where only true love grows! Wishing you a brilliant Birthday!

Hey You! We’ve been together for a long while, but I still get weak knees when I see you smile. Happy birthday.

The universe may turn upside down, but you will always be the prettiest girl in town. Happy birthday, baby.

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Birthday Status For Boyfriend

You are the most wonderful thing to happen to me! May you have an awesome birthday, my love!

When you’re here with me or when we are apart, you are always on my mind and first in my heart. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

For your birthday, I want to give you cuddles and soft kisses under the stars, but most of all I want you to know how happy I am to be your girl.

Dear sweetheart, I love you and happy birthday! I want you out to know that you are the reason why I smile every day!

Your Arms are like my home, where I get the peace and strength to live. Happy Birthday to the person who is full of comforts.

Birthday Status Love

My heart keeps expanding every single day that I’m with you. Happy Birthday!

Having you in my life is a more than a dream come true: it’s a miracle I could have never hoped for. Happy Birthday, my love!

My life would not be the same without you and your amazing energy. Wishing you happiness today and always.

I am grateful that you are a part of my life. All the best on your birthday!

Happy birthday to the guy who’s has always been my heartthrob and heartbeat, never my heartbreak or heartache.

A very happy birthday my gallant chevalier; you always make me feel like a princess. Love you.

Being in a relationship with you is crazier than the craziest roller coaster ride. I love my life, all thanks to a wonderful boyfriend like you. Happy birthday.

When we’re together or when we’re apart, you’re first in my thoughts and first in my heart. Have a wonderful birthday.

Happy birthday to the boyfriend that most girls can only dream of having. I love you.

I don’t want anything from you, except for… you to want me. Happy birthday.

Apart from wrapping you an awesome birthday gift, I am also going to wrap you in my arms. Happy birthday, sweetheart.

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Birthday Status For Husband

Happy Birthday to the one without whom my life is incomplete.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday my love! I wish you have a day that shines like your smile and glistens like your eyes! I wish you a bright birthday!

Happy birthday to a person who means the world to me! You one person for whom I can bear all the pains of this world!

I adore everything about your – your amazing smile, your loving heart, and your sparkling eyes! You’re just too good to be true! Happy birthday dear!

I just want to let you know how lucky I am to have you in my life. Happy birthday and I’m wishing you all the best in life.

Babe, on your birthday, my prayer for you is that you will be blessed with a life that is as sweet as your kisses and as beautiful as you. Happy birthday.

Honey, you have an absolutely wonderful soul, and I’m so glad you’re the one I share the same dream with. Have an amazing birthday! I love you lots!

The secret to a happy marriage can be encapsulated in just four words – A Husband Like You. Happy birthday.

Do you know? You are the reason behind my happy face and never-ending smile. I feel so good to have you in my life. Happy birthday!

On your birthday there’s a promise I want to make… I’ll always be the sweet cherry on your life’s cake. Happy birthday.

It is difficult to be married to a husband as handsome as you because when other women drool at you I wish I knew kung fu. Happy birthday.

Me and you, are the perfect match – if you fall, I am there to catch. Me and you, we are the perfect two – you love me, and I love you. Happy birthday.

I have always liked your handsome face and dreamy eyes from the start, but what I like about you the most is your tender heart. Happy birthday.

You are rough from the outside, which is why I find you handsome. You are tender from the inside, which is why I love you. Happy birthday.

Good times become better and bad times become tolerable when shared with a life partner like you. Happy birthday.

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Birthday Status For Wife

To live my life with you is all I desire, Happy Birthday!

The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. Happy Birthday!

My day starts with you and ends with you, my love! You are my sunrise and sunset! May your birthday be bright and shower you with all the wishes you have in your heart!

On your birthday these roses, especially chosen for you. With good wishes and happy birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has always brought joy to my heart! Wishing you unending happiness every day of your life!

Even the sweetest birthday cake cannot be as sweet as you. Happy birthday.

Let’s celebrate your birthday and our love with a day we won’t forget. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!

I never feel utter happiness unless I am with you. May the true happiness you bring me forever follow you. Happy birthday!

My gift for you is the gift of love and I’ll continue to give you this gift for the rest of our lives. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to the perfect wife who has made me the perfect husband that I am today.

To my beautiful wife, I hope this year brings you as much joy and happiness that you have brought and continue to bring into my life. Happy birthday!

Every day with you I get to fall in love all over again. Here’s to a lifetime of being in love with you. Happy birthday!

All I want in life, is to be the reason for you to look forward to waking up every day with a smile. Happy birthday.

No words can express my feelings for you, honey. You are my love, my sunshine, my life! Happy birthday!

The woman who managed to make me like soap operas and hate using dirty washrooms, deserves a standing ovation on her birthday.

After all these years you are still my queen. Thank you for being such a benevolent dictator in our marriage. Happy Birthday!

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