Funny Short Clever Quotes and Status For Whatsapp, FB

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We often looking for some clever status to update our Whatsapp or Facebook status. It will be a better thing if the clever status be short or one line. To consider this here we collect some short clever status, short clever quotes, funny and famous clever status around the web. Check out the best compilation of most attractive clever quotes and short status to update your social media status and don’t forget to share with friends and others.

God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china.

Take my advice, I’m not using it!

If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME!!!

In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp and Facebook account!

Only 60% can guess from my last status. check out my last status!

Galileo: Great mind… Einstein: genius mind… Newton: Extraordinary mind… Bill Gates: brilliant mind… and Me:Never Mind.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray… but it’s there.

I can drive you crazy without a driving license.

We should love, Not fall in love…Because everything that falls, gets broken.

I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

I can make your gf scream louder than you can. – Spider

Funny Status for Whatsapp, Facebook or Twitter

My first name and your last name, together make sound great!

Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you how it’s played.

All man are not fools, some stay bachelors!

I don’t hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

Crazy people love crazy people cause normal people don’t understand.

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.

If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong!

Doing homework – I status, Eating – I status, Everywhere I go – I status, Before sleep – I status.

It’s Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

Fun Status Game!! reach for the nearest book and comment on this status with the second line of the second paragraph on page 20.

I might as well call you Google, Because you have everything that I am looking for…

My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now.

Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?

Rules are made to the break!

I am Not link to my self ‘Special’ I think I am ‘Limited’ Edition!

You can kill your attraction to anyone by watching them chew.

If you earn your bread well. There will always be people around you to apply butter.

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