Facebook is most popular social networking site, it makes our social relationship more better. Facebook always ask to every user “whats on your mind” and it means our status of life. Facebook status looks like a mirror of mind, it works as a think reflector. Facebook status also help us to communicate friends and family. Sometimes we can’t express our opinion on Facebook by Writing, at that situation our Facebook status collection give you biggest opportunity to find your exact feelings. Our well categorized collection also help you to make new Facebook status ideas and new way to express yourself.
Funny status updates for Facebook:
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’.
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
You are the reason behind why I log-in to Facebook everyday.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is an untold story.
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
I was content with my life till people started sharing pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on Facebook!
I had a Facebook crush, it all ended after her Photoshop trial version expired.
When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.
Send me game request and Win Free “Unfriend”.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
Good Statuses Collection to explore yourself:
I guess actions Speak Everything….. Not a Facebook Status!!!
On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. 😀
The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it!
People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to “.JPEG”
When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don’t put pressure on yourself….you may Shit.
Dear Facebook..! Please change your “What’s on your mind” to “Copied..??…Now Paste Here”!
People on Facebook don’t even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute.
Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that…. i:e Facebook xD
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
Dear FACEBOOK! Don’t show us so much attitude, You can’t even Sign Up without us Yours Sincerely: Msn, Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail.
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook.
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.
Awesome moment is when you reading someone’s status and you know its for you….
Best status for facebook update:
Nokia Connecting People…. Facebook connecting Fake People.
Dear Facebook, Don’t feel proud about your popularity 60% of your profiles are fake!
Stealing other people’s statuses on Facebook is called a Face-lift.
Facebook is in relationship with YouTube.
There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In School That’s Why There Is…. FACEBOOK…
Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
What is the problem of boys on Facebook, They fell in love with fake profile… And it hurts them.
When Ever I see Your Name In My Notification I dun Know why a SMILE Automatically Comes On My Face….
I Know What You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend.
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that “People are more interested in others life then their own!
Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?
I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don’t wanna leave it.
Dear Facebook… Every time I add a girl you ask me “Do you know her?” Is she your sister..???
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- “People are more interested in Others life than their Own”.
Best Facebook status Collections:
I hates studying for exams, Is there any FB APPLICATION for that?
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall. Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
When I’ll Die, I’ll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To – “Is Chilling With God”
When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.
The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook ?
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I’m SINGLE.
It really sucks when the only status that comes to your mind is something you can’t share.
I hate studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
Whenever I See Your name in My notifications I Don’t Know Why, I automatically Smile …
Tell me what status should be if the person is single but also telling that he/she not available….?
3 things I have learned from Facebook! (1) Never trust FB friends. One day they will backs tab you. (2) Never be in a relationship from FB. Better be in relationship with 1 you know personally. (3) Don’t be excited if you receive friend request from girl, it may be fake id.
Definition of LIKE button on Facebook!!! Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and they don’t like anything except their own status…. Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and comments even if they are senseless…. Welcome To FACEBOOK.
Who says that Facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet every day. Miss you when you’re not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Sends you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, likes your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry.
Best Facebook status and short Facebook quotes:
How Stories Will Begin In The Future “Once Upon A Timeline…”
My Girlfriend ask me… Facebook or Me? Sometimes I really miss her.
Just because my status is “Single”… doesn’t mean I am ”Available’.. It’s just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it….
“Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Rivalry”.
I Still Remember Those Days When Photos Were Taken For Memories & Not For Facebook Profiles..!
Relationship now a days…. start with poking And… end with blocking.
One spelling mistake in your update and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of Englishmen to correct it.
Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce.
That annoying couple who decided to show the world over Facebook how much they love each other :/
Just because my status is “Single”… doesn’t mean I am ‘Available’.. It’s just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.
Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from Home. We all know you’re doing it for attention and we all know that you’ll be back.
Facebook Saves Life..!! A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide…. Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came out of the track and Said… “Oh Shit !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook that I’m Gonna Die”.
Life is like Facebook – People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.