Funny Birthday Status and Captions

Funny Birthday Status & Captions : Birthdays are such an occasion that should be celebrated in a surprising way. And, are there any better ways to celebrate a birthday than a funny birthday status, caption or funny birthday wishes? Though it’s not always easy to find funny and creative ways to express your feelings that’s why we have enlisted here some of the funniest birthday status wishes. So, why don’t you wish your friend, sibling or lover a very special and hilarious birthday celebration with these funny birthday statuses, captions and wishes messages?

Funny Birthday Status

Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications day.

Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese… Happy Birthday!

Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother’s Vagina.

Hilarious Birthday Wishes Status

I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You’ve survived another year, so Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday.

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

The fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn’t make it any less special. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday. May your Facebook be filled with messages from people you never talk to.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.

Tomorrow is still a mystery. Yesterday is already a history. And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

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Happy Birthday to someone I care about enough to not ignore their birthday reminder on Facebook.

Sorry I’m late I was waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on your wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best. Here it is “Happy Birthday”!

How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Captions

I hope your Birthday finds you this happy.

Hey, save some of that cake for me. Happy Birthday!

Balloons are so weird… “Happy Birthday”, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.

Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later.

May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.

I wish there was an even lazier way than social media to wish you a happy birthday.

Hardest thing in life: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.

What idiot called it the “Happy Birthday” song instead of New Age music?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs… Anyway, Happy Birthday to you!

Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday since 2006, thanks to Facebook!

I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday and I need to show respect.

Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?

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OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you?

Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?

Funny Birthday Status for Friend

Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday!

Let’s see Jurassic World for your birthday so you can feel like less of a dinosaur.

Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!

Without Facebook, I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday.

Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you have those teeth. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Status for Friend

My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately, that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.

Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year.

Happy Birthday to one of my best friends! Here’s to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya!

Your birthday means so much to me I’ve taken time out of doing nothing to send this.

Here’s to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday, friend!

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.

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Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous.

May you live to be so old that people actually question if you are the walking dead.

Halloween = candy. Thanksgiving = food. Christmas = gifts. New years = drinks. Valentines day = s*ex. Birthday = all of the above. Lucky You and Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Status for Sister

Congratulations on successful not becoming a teen mom.

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister/brother in the world.

On your big day, I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of our grandfather!

Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree. Happy Birthday!

To the coolest sister in the world, I hope your birthday is off-the-hook! You deserve to have the most awesome, hoppin’ birthday ever!

Happy birthday to my sister – the one who taught me that the best accessory for a girl is a pair of glittery underwear.

I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.

You are my dear S: Smart, I: Intelligent, T: Tough, E: Entertaining, R: Rocking, SISTER, Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!

Forget the fact that you are aging, and let us start celebrating! Happy Birthday!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!

God made us sisters, but a shared love of wine and Game of Thrones has made us the best of friends. Happy Birthday to you my awesome sister!

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To the sibling I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!

Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!

Hooray it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!

Funny Birthday Status for Brother

On your birthday I wish you to be as lucky as a gnat in a nudist colony.

Happy Birthday! I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here.

Dear brother, a piece of wisdom for you on your birthday: age is a number and should be unlisted! Happy Birthday!

May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers.

Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.

Funny Birthday Status for Brother

For your birthday, I wish that every mirror in the world would vanish so you wouldn’t know that you are getting older. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.

Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!

Okay, you need to stop getting older because it reminds me of how I’m getting older. So just cut it out! Happy Birthday, bro!

Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.

A few years ago you were young and smart, but know you are becoming an old fart… Happy Birthday!

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I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.

Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose! Happy birthday.

Before you go out today, make sure your pockets are empty. It’s your day to have others treat you! I hope you enjoy your birthday, dear brother.

Funny Birthday Status for Girlfriend

Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, Girl!

Dear girl, I’m way too afraid of you to ever forget your birthday!

Beautiful, pretty and hot. Happy birthday to the girlfriend who I love a lot.

Congrats at becoming another year old but not wiser. It’s a good thing you have good looks. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to my love, my best friend, my agony aunt, my complaint hotline, my emergency contact and my soul mate.

You are so sweet that if I were you, I would eat myself up for a birthday cake. Happy birthday my sweetheart!

It’s freezing today, and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!

I’ll still love you when you’re old and wrinkly, and I’ll even love you when your looks start to go.

What do you get when you mix hotness and beauty and combine them both with a s*exy personality – YOU. Happy birthday.

You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.

I will remain blind to your real age if you promise me the biggest piece of your birthday cake. Does it seem fair enough? Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Girl! Even, if your hair becomes grey or you start to bald, I’ll still love you just the same.

I searched online and went to all the shops, old and new. But I could not find anything that was as pretty as you. Happy birthday, girl.

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Happy birthday, honey. I’ll stick around forever…or at least until you stop looking younger than your true age. Stay s*exy!

Age is just a number but sometimes it matters. So, tell me, how many candles will there be on the cake?

I have the most precious thing that life can offer to anyone. I have you, the most beautiful, gorgeous and lovable girl in the world. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Status for Boyfriend

Happy birthday to my boyfriend who is flaming hot, hotter than all the candles on his cake!

I have the hottest boyfriend in town. Thanks for making all the girls jealous. Happy Birthday, handsome!

I wish you many, many, many more birthdays! It’s a sign you’ll live a really, really, really long time!

Here is a sweet birthday wish from your rotten girlfriend. Love you always. Happy Birthday.

Can you blow away the candles on the cake or should we call the fire department? Happy Birthday, my dear baby…

Funny Birthday Status for Lover

Many guys envy our relationship, but that’s only because they don’t know how crazy you are! Have a special birthday!

My sweet boyfriend, you’re going to need a lot of help blowing out your candles this year.

Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend in the world. I wanted to plan you a surprise birthday party but we all know that I can’t keep a secret.

You made me fall in love with you with all your charms and glamour. I am going to make sure that it lasts forever. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Baby. I promise that if I get mad today, I won’t take it out on you. I’ll wait until tomorrow. Enjoy your special day.

As you get older, my love, unfortunately so do your jokes! Luckily you have a funny girlfriend to make up for them! Happy birthday!

I know that it was a tall order and I guess I could keep looking forever, but you’re close enough so I’ll settle for that! Happy birthday, my prince charming!

To the birthday boy, you’re getting up there in age. Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy.

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You’re the best boyfriend on some days. On most days, you’re a lot to deal with. Have a happy birthday.

I hope you never question the substance of our relationship. It’s pretty clear that I only love you because you’re hot. Happy Birthday!

All I have ever wanted in life was to meet my prince charming: a kind, gentle, caring man that would whisk me off my feet and romance me.

There are so many ways to express your love and appreciation for your friends or relatives, sister or brother, girlfriend or boyfriend on their very special day. And, posting a funny birthday status on Facebook or Whatsapp, either uploading a photo on Instagram with funny birthday captions is the nicest. Now, spice up your funny happy birthday status with some of these hilarious birthday messages or choose one of the ready-to-post funny birthday quotes to make smile the birthday boy or birthday girl along with your love and humor.