Funny Bitchy Quotes for Facebook and Whatsapp

Sometime we face such kinds of character who are so irritated or annoying. Also some of our nearest person breaks commitment or make so ugly task by conscious mind they deserve some bitchy word or behavior. Keep on mind this situation we made a category about Bitchy Quotes. Don’t mind to use these Bitchy Quotes in case of need. Our Funny Bitchy Quotes will help you to reduce your anger and gives you a fresh mood. Where ever when ever you need of Bitchy Quotes just visit our Bitchy Quotes category and pick up yours one. Here you also find Cute Bitchy Status, Short Lines of Bitchy Sayings and Funny Bitchy Quotes.

Best bitchy quotes for Facebook Status Update:

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it’s in a jar on my desk. – Stephen King

How can there be self-help GROUPS?

How many frickin’ times do I have to say, ‘In the form of a question’, people?! – Alex Trebek

I no longer wish to belong to the kind of club that accepts people like me as members – Groucho Marx

It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another. It’s the same damn thing over and over.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

We’re having creative differences. I’m creative, you’re different.

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember.

Don’t go away mad, just go away!

Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date.

I’d like to see things your way, but I’m not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.

What if you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. – Britney Spears

Don’t talk about yourself so much… we’ll do that when you leave.

Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn’t vanity, dear, that’s imagination.

Funny Bitchy Quotes for Whatsapp Status Update:

Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!

Its not an attitude ,its the way I am.

A butch talks dirty to a women and its sexual harassment. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?

It’s not that I don’t like you! It’s just that when I’m not behind the mic I’m a person just like you!

It’s a beautiful world but everyone’s insane.

If you need space, join NASA, baby.

In some cultures what I do is considered normal.

I don’t come with dice-so don’t play me.

This is an inside joke and your on the outside!

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards.

Life isn’t a garden…so stop being a hoe!

If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.

That’s all right, that’s okay, you’re going to pump my gas someday!

Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh!

Don’t think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl.

Cute Short Bitchy Quotes for Girls:

Don’t Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen.

How many bowls of courage did u eat this morning?

I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night.

I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

Winston, you are drunk. – Lady Astor

Fact: If you ever hurt me…you get it back 10 times worse.

Roses are red violets are blue I’m skitzafranic and so am I!

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober – Winston Churchill

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.

I am not a player…I’m the game.

I don’t need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own.

I Know I’m Not Perfect, but I’m So Close it scares me!

I smile because I have no idea what is going on.

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I’m not a blonde! I’m knot! I’m knot! I’m knot!

Top Bitchy Quotes for For Boys:

I’m not weird! I’m gifted.

You’re only bad if you’re caught… So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!

What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

Hooked on funks worked far me, Kant cha tell?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

I am not a player…I’m the game.

I’m not a blonde! I’m knot! I’m knot! I’m knot!

Click your heels and say ‘I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE’.

Success comes before work… only in the dictionary.

Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight; you can have it when I’m done!

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

Big Girls don’t cry they get even.

No officer there’s any blood in my alcohol system!

Never fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to loose!

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

In some cultures what I do is considered normal.

If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.