Funny Good Morning Status and Short Quotes

Funny good morning quotes and status

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Funny Good Morning Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

Good morning let the stress begin.

I need to get up – my coffee needs me.

Every morning I wake up saying, I’m still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing.

I always say ‘MORNING’ instead of ‘GOOD MORNING’ if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.

I want to taste your lips, touch your teeth and feel your tongue every morning. That is what tooth-pest says each and every morning.

5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…

I could be a morning person, if morning happened to be around noon.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day…instead of waking up every morning…

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button…

In bed, its 6 AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they’ll all think your on drugs.

Good Morning Quotes for Fun

Every morning you have two choices- continue to sleep with dreams or wake up and chase your dreams. The choice is yours!

There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) morning people 2) people who want to shoot morning people.

I always write ‘Wake Up’ on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts.

Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And where there’s a way, then there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

Each sunrise gives hope to your dreams and light to your plans.

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.

My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath then go back o sleep.

I think I’m allergic to morning.

Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth… your smell, your taste… Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.

Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well.

It’s easier to stay awake until 6 AM, than to wake-up at 6 AM!

Morning texts, I like that shit.

Funny Good Morning Status Quotes for Friends

The mind is a wonderful thing: it wakes up when you do and falls asleep when you reach the office.

I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.

Monday morning is the ugly sister of Friday evening.

If I offer her to sleep over, she might misunderstand. And she will be right.

Those 7 extra minutes of sleep in the morning do really matter.

Is this me, or today I will again go to sleep tomorrow.

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.

Waking up this morning, I smile. 24 brand new hours are before me. I vow to live fully in each moment.

I lack sleep: are the nights so short, or do I sleep so fast?

Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.

Insomnia is not a problem; a problem is when you don’t know why you get up in the morning.

Morning paradox – it takes forever to fall asleep and only a second to fall asleep in the morning.

There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ’Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ’Good God, morning’!

In the morning: I’m sorry, it was very dark, I didn’t notice.

Whenever someone asks me to get up earlier, I explain that doing it before 7 AM is officially illegal.

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