Funny Naughty Status Archives For Whatsapp & Facebook

Get lots of comment by posting a naughty status on your social app and make some fun with your group, friends or followers. Here we showing some cute naughty status, short naughty quotes and naughty sayings for Facebook & Whatsapp. Scroll down to chose some best naughty status and just copy them to pest on your social media status bar and see what happen.

Best Naughty Status For Facebook Messages

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Could I touch your belly button… from the inside?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

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Nice legs, what time do they open?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!

Best Naughty Status For Whatsapp

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk My Zipper!

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

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I’m easy. Are you?

You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.

Short Naughty Quotes For Whatsapp And Facebook

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

My name is (name) remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

Love is blind, and greed insatiable.

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

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People make the world go around but at some point don?t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Funny Naughty Status for Friends

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don?t know whether to mount you or eat you!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.