Funny Pregnancy Status, Captions & Funniest Pregnancy Quotes

Here we have compiled some of the best funny pregnancy status, captions and messages which are too funny and creative. If you are pregnant and expecting a baby soon, you can share these funny pregnancy statuses on social media like WhatsApp or you may share this funny pregnancy status on Facebook, pinned on Pinterest or in a text message. Even, when your close one whatever she is your wife, sister, sister in law or best friend being pregnant it’s a matter of joy and you should congrats them. Scroll down and browse to get some best and show your appreciation on the happy moment. This funny pregnancy status, captions and messages manifest the cute side of pregnancy with humorous quotes that are sure to make an expecting mother giggle away.

Funny Pregnancy Status

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.

Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days.

You know you are pregnant… When you are in the kitchen, dropped something and stand there thinking “Do I really need that”?

Pregnancy, periods, Breast Cancer, being walked on, rape, abuse, harassment. Females go through a lot. They are born stronger than you think.

Girls get periods, pregnancy, and pain. Boys get food, football, and females…WTF?

Pregnancy: A condition that makes you pee when you laugh and puke when you cough!


‘Is she pregnant”…”idk”…”go ask”…”no way, what if she’s just fat?

Sneezing for a pregnant chick is like playing Russian roulette; you never know when something’s gonna come out.

Pregnant teen in 1992: Oh no, I’m pregnant! My mom’s gonna kill me!… Pregnant teen in 2012: OMG! YES! I get to be on MTV!

I have never seen a pregnant Chinese woman! RT if you haven’t either!

Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

Funny Pregnancy Captions

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.

Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.

Wishing I could sleep, but someone is using my stomach for their own personal bounce house!

Baby in the tummy, it’s all up to mommy. But once the baby’s had, it’s bragging rights for Dad.

You don’t realize how many people your friends hate until you have to name your baby.

Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.

Funny Pregnancy Status, Messages & Short Quotes

The responsible woman in me is budgeting for groceries. The pregnant woman is going “Oooo! Chocolate Cake!”

Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.

Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were F*ck*d before you got there.

Danger, due to the influence of pregnancy hormones I could burst into tears or kill you in the next five minutes.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

Funny Pregnancy Announcement Status

I’m growing a person inside me what are you doing?

We stopped trying to get pregnant because our efforts have already been successful!

The funniest part of pregnancy is you get personal servant 24/7 for the next nine months. And that’s your husband.

I don’t have any big news for you, but my child would like to announce that I’m pregnant!

We are going to need an extra bed for a special someone. Guess who?

Peeing on a stick and preserving that stick is the start of the many disgusting things you will do as a mother.

funny pregnancy status messages and quotes

We are excited to announce that our family will grow by two feet.

The best part of pregnancy is getting the dishes cleaned by your husband. If making a woman pregnant is what they are so proud of, so be it!

The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child. It’s just the beginning.

Its time we all celebrate the miracle of motherhood. I’m pregnant!

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My clothes are getting tighter already. Congratulate me for the biggest achievement of my life. I’m going to be a mother soon!

Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing. Now it’s like, ”She Pregnant Too?” ”Oh”

I’m all prepared to say goodbye to my freedom and sleep. And guess what, everyone is just so happy about it. Sweet pregnancy they call it!

Funny Pregnancy Congratulations

May you be given the joy of parenthood and the patience to endure the job. Congratulations on being pregnant.

Congratulations for entering a period of life when you will have no periods.

Pregnancy is when you are officially allowed to swear and curse at your husband and blame it all on hormones. Make the most of it.

OMG! You are having a baby! Sleep well now, it may be your last chance for the next three years!

Congratulations on your successful start to a new life! We are looking forward to seeing the finished product.


If the baby can hear everything inside the belly then I am pretty sure his first word is going to be F*ck. Congratulations.

Nine months of pregnancy are God’s way of telling a woman that she can officially enslave her husband. Congratulations.

Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same. Congratulations on your pregnancy!

Your pregnancy will be a celebration for your family, disaster for your career and a calamity for your husband. Good luck and congratulations.

Dear pregnant woman ordering alcohol, Yes, I’m judging you. Think of your baby. Sincerely, your waitress.

Congratulations for getting pregnant. Enjoy the luxury of getting your husband’s attention every time you make even a small sound – whether it is a painful moan or a smelly fart.

It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat. Congrats on pregnancy!

If you are an expecting mother than you can announce your pregnancy on Facebook, Whatsapp or Instagram with these social media pregnancy announcement wording and they are the cutest ways to announce pregnancy on social media. And, if you are a friend, relative or a wellwisher of the mother to be then you can send pregnancy wishes and messages on a greeting card to make it your special way of saying congratulations. Your good wishes will infuse smiles and laughter into the beautiful nine-month journey towards becoming a new mother.