Funny Winter Status – Short Witty Winter Quotes and Messages

Dear readers, here you can get the best witty & Funny winter status to update your Whatsapp & Facebook status. There are a huge number of people who love winter very much and we hope you are also from them who loves winter and enjoy this season most out of others. You may find here lots of interesting and funny winter status to cherish this great season. It’s a mix-up of funny winter status along with short winter quotes and sayings which is too cute to read and share. Don’t miss the hilarious status to use at your social profile and also share with friends.

Funny Winter Status For Whatsapp

October, November, cool, coool, cooooool, March, April.

It’s NEVER too cold for ice cream.

Every mile is two in winter.

If You Want To Protect Yourself from Cold. Then Just,,,Go To Hell. It’s really Hot there!

……………………It’s not an empty SMS, Due to fog you can’t see the words.

Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.

I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

I think Sun went to his mattern uncle home!

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Nothing burns like the cold.

Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.

My standards are dropping as quickly as the temperature.

Winter Status & Short Messages For Facebook

Let us Love winter , for it is the spring of genius.

Make sure to stay in shape this winter since you may not be able to sign up for Obamacare until spring.

Winter is the time for comfort ,for good food and warmth; it is the time for home.

Now that Fall is here, do you think all the girls with duck-faces will fly south for the winter?

Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.

When there’s snow on the ground I like to pretend walking on clouds.

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Does anyone else feel that in the winter you are all of a sudden interested with the weather.

Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen.

Winter is the season in which we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when we complained about the heat.

I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff.

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot girlfriends, We already have cold wives! With hot temper all husbands.

Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do – or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so.

Love is hearing the weather forecast for a winter storm and wishing you could spend it in bed with your lover, it’s loneliness.

Funny Winter Status, Messages and Quotes

Funny Winter Status & Short Quotes

I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.

Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’

Hot coffee, hot fire, hot partner. Enough for this winter.

Winter always turns into spring.

I love being pale in the winter!

For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.

Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.

Keep calm and enjoy winter.

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If there’s ice cream trucks in the summer then why isn’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?

People say so many things in summer, they doesn’t actually mean in winter.

Some people feel the cold, others just hug & sleep.

Drink wine and eat beef. Stay warm!

Hey baby it’s too cold outside.

It’s so good to feel the sweaters hugging your shivering body.

Favorite thing about winter!!! Hugging.

You can’t get too much winter in the winter.

Taking Sips Of Coffee Lying In Cozy Bed With Blanket Around… Enjoying Winter.

Winter dies into the spring, to be born again in the autumn.

OK winter you’ve made your point: I’m a pussy.

Hilarious Winter Status

That annoying moment when you can’t find the long side of your blanket.

So cool.. inside and outside.

Summer: ”It’s SO hot! I can’t wait for the cold weather.” Winter: ”WTF is this?!?! I miss summer.

Winter makes people get closer.

likes the smell of burning wood… winter is here!

Cold weather is the perfect excuse for hugging.

I will not leave my blanket alone because I love him.

Eat chicken..drink wine! and say f*ck off to Winter!

I thought to just chill out this winter but now I’m actually chilling.

Kisses from heaven…confused? It’s snowflakes!

Winter has just come. Pack your T-shirts.

Winter is a great excuse to hug you all the time.

I like people who like winters.

Snowflakes are like kisses down from heaven.

I love fall and winter because it gives us more reasons to cuddle!

One kind word can warm three winter months.

The warmest blankets of peace snow only from the heart.

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Enjoy this winter season with these Funny Winter Status & Short Winter Quotes. Here also available many short winter status for Whats-app, Facebook, twitter or other social media, tag and share with your friends to make this winter season more witty and hilarious!