Halloween Status, Captions, Wishes Messages and Funny Quotes

Halloween Status, Wishes, Messages and Quotes {2016}

Halloween Status and Captions : Halloween is a period of festivity and superstition which is extremely terrifying, full of fun and grandly celebrated on every 31st of October in the middle of fall and winter dedicated to remembering the dead. It is one of the most exciting and enjoyable days of the year full of trick or treating, playing pranks, carving pumpkins into jack-o’-lanterns, scary costumes, parties, lighting bonfires and apple bobbing. During this Halloween we are going to share with you the best Halloween status and photo captions, Halloween wishes messages and best quotes about Halloween. So, don’t be late to get the latest updated spell bounding Halloween status and messages and share with your friends and family. You may share on Facebook, Whatsapp, Instagram or any other social apps.

Best Halloween Status

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Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.

Today I can be moody and be a little witch!

On Halloween I ran out of candy and had to give the kids nicotine gum.

Aren’t we clever, making the kids go door to door collecting candy for us?

Happy Halloween! Be safe and have fun! Watch out for those little goblins running around tonight!

When witches go riding and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers tis near Halloween.

I hope your Halloween doesn’t suck like a vampire.

I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet.

When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them 🙂

Creeping and crawling is no way to get through life, but it is the best way to enjoy Halloween.

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Dear Girls, No Need To Do Anything For Halloween. Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party 😛

Even those who are merely beautiful on the inside can be adored on Halloween.

Are you still standing? A dead man is right behind you. Run! Happy Halloween.

The trick for getting a treat for Halloween is to be a little naughty without being too evil.

How’s everyone holding up? It’s crazy out there. I’ve killed like fifteen zombies already. Why are they all carrying candy? It seems to only be affecting the little ones.

I hope your Halloween is all treats and no tricks… enjoy the candy and festivities!

If you want to scare me on this Halloween day, just dress up yourself as a girl!

Happy Halloween… may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!

What are you going as for Halloween? Hopefully, it’s something scary, because kids like scary.

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Nothing gives you a better day on Halloween than having a good hair day. Make sure you use a lot of scare-spray.

I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. Happy Halloween

When the little monsters come knocking on your door, tell them to scram—forever more! Happy Halloween!

Halloween Captions for Photos

Eat, drink and be scary!

Best thing about Halloween is… you can wear whatever you want 😉

It’s as much fun to scare as to be scared.

Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!

Come and ride with me. I prepared this broomstick for us to roam around the place.

For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

Don’t be yourself! It’s Halloween!

Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Sketchers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it “Not Sexy Nurse”.

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

Have as much fun as a ghost this Halloween. Nobody has as much fun as a ghost.

I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn’t look that much different from my actual head.

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Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

Halloween parties are more fun when you’ve got a few of your scariest friends to share it with.

Halloween parties are more fun when people come in costumes. After all, what’s Halloween without costumes?

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Why can’t Ghosts have babies? Cuz’ they have Hollow weenies!

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

I need to borrow someone’s kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.

For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes…

On Halloween night, moon howls and wolves, beasts and ghosts are waiting for you to end the party in your house. Could I Borrow Your Face?

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Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume.

86% of Americans decorate their houses for Halloween… that means 14% of Americans are lame.

What I love most about Halloween is, I get to eat a lot of candy that my kids collect. Life is good. Halloween makes it better. Have a sweet one.

I was going to be a serial killer this year for Halloween, but that’s what I was last year…for Thanksgiving.

When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it’s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.

For Halloween I’m just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.

I want to wear the scariest costume I can think of to work for Halloween this year, so I’m going as a pregnancy test.

Halloween Messages for Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Tonight I’ll be your bitch! For you, I’ll do magic!

Happy Halloween my little monster. I love you!

Happy Halloween! Will you come with me on my broomstick, love?

No ghost will fear me when you are near. Happy Halloween!

You’re one of my favorite Halloween monsters!

Halloween may be a spooky night, but I’ll enjoy it no matter what since I’ll be with you.

I’m glad to have you as my ghoul-friend this Halloween. Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween! I hope you enjoy all the fun festivities and have a super scary costume ready. Save some candy for us!

Halloween is not just a time to scare people or be overwhelmed with the eerie night. It’s also a time to share with those people you love so dear. Happy Halloween!

I will die if I will not have a happy Halloween with you!

My love tonight .. I wish you were a devil to come into my hell.

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Just like a ghost, you have been a-haunting my dreams, So I’ll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you

If you are wise, never let your love go out on the night witches ride on broomsticks, or vampires will have him/her for breakfast.

I hope you find yourself comforted during these darkening days with the love that shines from within you.

Halloween Wishes for Friends

Halloween is the holiday of monsters .. then this is your night: Enjoy!

Do not wink because many will think to do crazy kinds of stuff on you. So be careful. Halloween is just around the corner!

Happy Halloween wishes to a friend like you, Who gets scared of every noise! Go to the party all prepared, Because I am going to wear that mask, Happy Halloween To You!

There’s a pumpkin above my head, I’m hiding under my bed. The city is painted black and red, run if you don’t want to be dead! Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween! Wish you celebrate well with all the skeletons around you.

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I hope you have a un-boo-lievably fun Halloween! Eat lots of candy and have a great time! May you only receive treats and no black cats cross your path this Halloween. Have so much fun!

Whether you dress like Garfield, Odie, or Pookie, I hope that your Halloween is spectacularly spooky! Happy Halloween.

You know what they say…a caramel apple a day keeps the goblins away! Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treats!

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Happy Halloween! Remember: Do not waste time by mask .. just a coiffed and you’re ready!

To think that everyone has to find a costume for Halloween parties, the only thing you need is to wear a pair of jeans and a shirt, and if you want to give more fear, just let me know and we’ll come together.

Happy Halloween Wishes Messages

Wishing you a Halloween that screams!

Have fun dressing up, getting candy, and getting scared. Wishing you a fun Halloween.

I wish you have a spooky time on Halloween. But don’t get too scared though.

There’s a black cat in the window and a pumpkin on my stoop. On the lawn are a ghost and a witch. This tells me Halloween is very near, so Happy Halloween to you.

May your Halloween be free of pests, people, and poltergeists.

Don’t look now, but there’s no floor beneath you! Oops, sorry! Happy Halloween!

I am hoping you have a great Halloween. Stay safe.

On Halloween, I hope you laugh until you cry, and I hope the Halloween treats you receive far outnumber the number of tricks played on you. Enjoy Halloween to the fullest.

I hope you have a great Halloween and enjoy dressing up and getting lots of candy! Have a super fun night.

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I wish you have a happy Halloween filled with loads of great adventures! May the spirits and witches grant you all your wishes.

Beware this creepy night. Witches, monsters and demons are clothed in crazy costumes waiting to hand you the tricks and treats, candy and horror. Happy Halloween.

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