Best Inspirational and Most Funny Short Health Quotes and Status

Inspirational health quotes and funny sayings

Health is wealth. A good health, It’s a gift to us. Health quotes explain the pleasure of being healthy. We tried to gather famous inspirational health quotes of all time. Here also have health sayings, funny health status and motivational health related sentences. Enjoy them with people whom you like and share on your social communication profile like Whatsapp, Facebook or other you like.


Inspirational Health Quotes.

The first wealth is health.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.-Benjamin Franklin

The greatest of follies is to sacrifice health for any other kind of happiness.-Arthur Schopenhauer

The wish for healing has always been half of health.-Lucius Annaeus Seneca

To keep the body in good health is a duty… otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.-Buddha

Your body hears everything your mind says.-Naomi Judd

What is called genius is the abundance of life and health.-Henry David Thoreau

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.-Thomas Carlyle

I believe that the greatest gift you can give your family and the world is a healthy you.-Joyce Meyer

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.-Joseph Addison

Famous Health Sayings.

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.-Winston S. Churchill

It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.-Mahatma Gandhi

We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.-Kurt Vonnegut

Health is not a condition of matter, but of Mind.-Mary Baker Eddy

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.-Hippocrates

The groundwork of all happiness is health.

A person whose mind is quiet and satisfied in God is in the pathway to health.-Ellen G. White

Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.-Dorothy Parker

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.-Hippocrates

Happiness lies first of all in health.-George William Curtis

Motivational Quotes on Health.

Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.-Thomas Dekker

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.-Jiddu Krishnamurti

Time and health are two precious assets that we don’t recognize and appreciate until they have been depleted.-Denis Waitley

The healthy man does not torture others – generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.-Carl Jung

Objection, evasion, joyous distrust, and love of irony are signs of health; everything absolute belongs to pathology.-Friedrich Nietzsche

Health consists with temperance alone.-Alexander Pope

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s happy or not.-George Bernard Shaw

The wish for healing has always been half of health.-Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I am not my body. My body is nothing without me.-Tom Stoppard

Eat healthily, sleep well, breathe deeply, move harmoniously.-Jean-Pierre Barral

Good Health Quotes Forever.

There’s nothing more important than our good health – that’s our principal capital asset.-Arlen Specter

Good health and good sense are two of life’s greatest blessings.-Publilius Syrus

A healthy body is a guest-chamber for the soul; a sick body is a prison.

You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.-Dr. Seuss

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.-Albert Schweitzer

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.-Gustave Flaubert

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.-Thomas Carlyle

To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise.-Gene Tunney

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.-Lord Chesterfield

Calm mind brings inner strength and self-confidence, so that’s very important for good health.-Dalai Lama

Most Funny Health Quotes.

Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.-Robert Orben

A healthy outside starts from the inside.-Robert Urich

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.-Markus Herz

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.-Mark Twain

The true index of a man’s character is the health of his wife.-Cyril Connolly

A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.-Jess C. Scott

Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.-Buddha

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.-Spike Milligan

Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.-Carl Jung

Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth.-Proverb