Inspirational Job Quotes and Funny Short Status on job

Every people should engaged a meaningful job. However it’s small or big. It’s not means that all time must related with financial benefits. Just don’t waste your time in vain, do anything creative. At this part of our collection we present you some of best inspirational job quotes which is better then others.

Most Motivational Short Job Status.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.-John Gotti

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.-Author Unknown

A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked.-Jay London

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.-Confucius

If you have a job without any aggravations, you don’t have a job.-Malcolm S. Forbes

Whenever things go a bit sour in a job I’m doing, I always tell myself, ‘You can do better than this.-Dr. Seus

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

My job is to be fit and I’m really blessed that I get to go and work out and live a really healthy lifestyle.-Kerri Walsh

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.-Theodore Roosevelt

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.-James Matthew Barrie

Good Job Quotes Around the Web.

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.-Aristotle

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery.-Francis Bacon

I’m quitting to pursue my dream of not working here.

My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything.-Ilie Nastase

No one’s dream job involves a kiosk.-Damien Fahey

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

You can retire from a job, but don’t ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life.-Stephen Covey

That’s when I first learned that it wasn’t enough to just do your job, you had to have an interest in it, even a passion for it.-Charles Bukowski

If I do a good job, people won’t care if I am green or have three heads.-Harvey Milk

Popular Great Job Quotes Forever.

Entertainment is such a great job to have.-Two Chainz

Happiness is an inside job.-William Arthur Ward

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.-William C. Feather

I like to reinvent myself — it’s part of my job.-Karl Lagerfeld

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.-Robert Orben

The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too.-Tracy Morgan

If to love each other is the job then the happy life is the salary.-Toba Beta

A skilled worker, regardless of the job description, remains a treasure.-Madeleine M. Kunin

I am just a normal professional with a great job and a great life.-Martin Yan

Extreme Funny Job Quotes.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.-Ogden Nash

A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are part-time unemployees.-Jarod Kintz

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.-Groucho Marx

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.-Fats” Domino

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.-Milton Berle

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.-Bill Hicks

This is my child, he said. I wash a dead man’s brains out of his hair. That is my job.-Cormac McCarthy

I don’t want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much.-Jarod Kintz

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.-Howard Nemerov

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.-Drew Carey