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Latest Jokes For Whatsapp Status
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it’s gone.
Need: ping pong table, anyone wanna donate $75 million?
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
Read books instead of reading my status!
Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
3 mistakes of everyone’s life – Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp.
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I would hit you, but babe, that would be animal cruelty!
Can’t talk, telepathy only!
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me ?
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Best Jokes in English for Whatsapp
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
WARNING!! I know karate… and some other words!!!
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy.
When I say I’m going to deliver, I F..bad..ing deliver. Like a postman with tourettes.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
You heard about Mickey divorcing Minnie? Yea that bitch was F..bad..ing Goofy!!
If you were a pigeon, whose car would you shit on? write your answer below.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror?
(To the tune of ‘Mary had a Little Lamb!’)
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Funny Jokes For Whatsapp Status
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”.
I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
If history repeats its self I’m totally getting a dinosaur.
Trust me you will dance – Alcohol
If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.
A smart man a smart woman and Santa r in a room they see a u00c2u00a310 who picks it up first?
I just thought I’d let the world know that i will one day rule it. so beware world, your about to become mine!
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
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