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Funny Lazy Quotes about Laziness.

Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.― Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.- Bible

Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.~Jimmy Lyons

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.– Bill Gates

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she’s a mother and we should respect her.

1st rule of lazy people: If you can’t reach it easily, you don’t need it! and 2nd rule: Just do it! But not today.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.~Jules Renard

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode. Anonymous

Hard work pays off in the FUTURE, but laziness pays off NOW.– Unknown Author

I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.- Lech Walesa

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.- Albert Einstein

Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability. Sam Keen

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous

He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. Paddy O’Dea

Offer the lazy an egg, and they’ll want you to peel it for them.- Lithuanian Proverb

It’s not my passion to wake up at 6:00 in the morning to do my exercises. Sometimes I really hate it. I’m lazy. Sibel Kekilli

You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.- Dagwood Bumstead

Work is the law of the modern world, which has no place for lazy people.~Mihai Eminescu

I was trained to turn loneliness into laziness.― Bill Callahan

Best Lazy People Quotes For Status

Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.― Robert A. Heinlein

I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed. Anonymous

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.~Bob Hope

Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it’s only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly. Elizabeth Hurley

Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.– Benjamin Franklin

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?~Ronald Reagan

Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something. Luc de Clapiers

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. Jules Renard

My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.– Granni Nazzano

I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.~Herbert Prochnov

Laziness is the first step towards efficiency.― Patrick Bennett

I’m not that lazy, but I don’t need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. Karl Pilkington

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. Walter Annenberg

People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals – that is, goals that do not inspire them.– Tony Robbins

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking. Anonymous

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave. Benjamin Franklin

Funny Lazy Quotes for Friends

Blame is just a lazy person’s way of making sense of chaos. Douglas Coupland

I like the word ‘indolence’. It makes my laziness seem classy. Bernard Williams

A young man idle, an old man needy.-English Proverb

Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other’s work. Ann Rule

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. Milan Kundera

I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you. Kobe Bryant

Nope, I don’t enjoy work generally. Not because I’m lazy; it’s just all so stressful and worrying. Rowan Atkinson

If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.~Author Unknown

Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction. Anne Frank

I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have ’til December, right? Catherine O’Hara

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish. Miguel de Cervantes

Leisure is the time for doing something useful. This leisure the diligent person will obtain the lazy one never. Benjamin Franklin

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard