170+ My Birthday Status and Captions

Self Birthday Status: Take our cordial wishes on your birthday. Have the best and most pleasureful Birthday ever! It’s an amazing idea to wish yourself on birthday with the best birthday status, funny wishes, and short messages. Make your birthday more hilarious by sharing this self birthday status on your favorite social app and with your best friends. It will be a very charming moment when your friends or followers will see that your Facebook post or Whatsapp status says, “Happy Birthday To Me”; isn’t it amazing? Also, you can upload your birthday photos on Instagram with funny captions for self Birthday.

My Birthday Status

Wishing myself a joyous birthday full of God’s amazing blessings.

Today, I just want to thank God for adding another year to my life.

Hi everyone, please join me in laying my youthful years to rest.

It’s my birthday, a day to be happy and praise the Lord. I thank him for the gift of life.

I’m not just a year older I’m also a year better and prettier. I know you’re jealous.

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you?

On my birthday, I just realized that gravity is my greatest enemy. All the same, happy birthday to me!

I know that “Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese…” Say Happy Birthday to me!

A simple occasion, a gathering of family and friends, a day that never ends.

My Birthday Top 10 wishes 1. Cash 2. Money Order 3. Credit 4. Cashiers Check 5. Pre-Paid Credit Card 6. Stocks 7. Bonds 8. Gold 9. Silver 10.Check.

Today, being my Big Day, God, please bless me with sh*t load of money. Happy birthday to me!

I’m sorry but if someone busted out of my birthday cake, they better have another cake in their hands because I really like cake.

Happy Birthday to someone awesome, humble, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my birthday.

Wine is getting better over the years, and a man is getting wiser over the years.

Come and celebrate with me cause I’m plus one today. Every good thing of life shall follow me till the end of time.

Today is my birthday, and I’m ready for new adventures in this new year of my life.

Heaven has been really good to me by adding another year to my age. Happy birthday to me!

I get older today, but this is the reason for happiness, not sadness. Eat, drink and make merry!

Today is the oldest I’ve ever been and the youngest I’ll ever be again.

It’s my birthday: it’s a new chance to be great again and make great decisions.

Happy Birthday to the smartest person in this world, Happy Birthday to Me!

The way I see it, you should live every day like it’s your birthday.

I’ll enjoy the best of today and laugh like never before because it’s my day. Happy birthday to me!

Thank God for giving me the chance to start a new every year on my birthday.

Today I choose to be happy all day long and throughout this year. It’s my birthday and I’m thankful for the gift of life. Happy Birthday!

Today, I just want to thank God for adding another year to my life. Happy birthday to me.

It feels good to be older. Happy birthday to the awesome person that lives in me! You are just amazing!

Cheers to me for surviving another year! May I have many more wonderful, crazy years ahead of me! Happy Birthday to Me!

On my birthday, I know my real friends from my bank alerts. Do you know what I’m saying?

I am the sexiest thing that has ever walked on the earth. Happy Birthday to Me.

The best guide for you is the voice lives inside of you. Happy birthday to myself! I’m always proud to be me.

Happy birthday to myself, you are awesome and I will live my life believing that you really are. Enjoy your day!

Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the creme of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, I sure am!

I will put a smile on my face and won’t let the troubles of life get me down because it’s my birthday today. Very happy birthday to me!

I want to thank everyone for my special day, come and join me as I celebrate it.

It’s that time of year again. You know—the cake and ice cream. It’s my outrageous birthday! Time to start the party!

Today, I’m going to be selfish and focus all my attention on me. Today, I make myself my priority. Happy birthday to me.

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God has given me another year to live, laugh, and love and that is the best thing I could receive. Happy Birthday to me!

That was a fantastic year of knowing myself. Cheers to a new year in my life! sweet birthday wishes to me.

Today is the most important day of my life. And I’m going to celebrate it accordingly. Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday to me. As I get older, may I see better the beauty of life and experience the joy of success.

Welcome to my house, let’s eat, drink and party because it’s my birthday!

Age is a number and mine is unlisted… Happy Birthday to Me!

Did you know I was born on my birthday?

It’s my birthday, and I shall count my blessings instead of the damn wrinkles on my face, so help me God!

Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.”No cake for you!”

A blessed day indeed, Today, I want to wish myself a happy birthday!

I’m just a whole year more incredible.

I’m not getting older. I’m just getting better.

Life should not only be lived, but it should also be celebrated.

On this day, the sweetest human being on earth was born. Happy birthday to me.

When I woke up, I realized it must be a special day for some reason. Oh yes, it is the day that I was born!

Here is another great year of my life has come. I’m thankful for all these happy moments of the past. It’s my birthday!

I’m so thankful for life and this experience, today I have one more birthday, and this is the moment of blessing.

It’s my Birthday so make sure you wish me happy birthday, lol.

I love my birthday. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to unwrap.

Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen.

Hope my birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!

Happy thoughts. Happy memories. Happy dreams. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to someone awesome, talented, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my birthday!

I’m my only hope. I don’t believe in anyone but myself. Happy birthday to me.

I’m so awesome, when I was born, I was given a certificate.

I celebrate me today because I know I’m special and living my life in grace and favor. Happy birthday to myself.

I hope that today is the beginning of a great year for ME.

Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever… (YOUR NAME)

Birthdays are good for me. The more I have, the longer I live. lol

I am what I am. That’s a great thing to be. If I say to myself, “Happy Birthday to me!” it means a great deal to me!

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Today Is My Birthday Status

Today is my birthday! Many congratulations to me! Thanks a lot, God for giving me another year of life!

I hope I find happiness and love whilst I explore the beauty of this new year.

Today I have the best excuse to dress up and go out, shout and dance because I am alive. Hoorah!

Just a reminder that today is my birthday, in case anyone wants to send lovely wishes my way on my special day!

Today it is all about me. Yes, it is my birthday and I will be selfish for just this one day and focus on me. Happy birthday to me.

On this day, I wish myself a life filled to the brim with happiness. Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday to me and my dreams. May this year be sweet as honey, kind as an angel and hopeful as the rainbows.

Hurray! It’s my day. Happy birthday to me. Wishing myself blessings of all kind.

My journey so far in life has been amazing, and I want to thank God for that. Happy birthday to me.

On my special day, I wish myself happiness and great accomplishments in the coming year. Happy birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to someone who is full of unbelievable awesomeness! Yes, that’s right. It’s my birthday.

More money, more joy, more smile is what I wish for myself on my birthday. God bless me always.

Today isn’t just any ordinary day; it’s my special day! Happy birthday to me, myself, and I!

Today, I’m going to have fun with my friends and loved ones because it’s a very special day for me.

Today is my birthday. Congratulate my parents first, they taught me the awesomeness.

Today is my birthday, and I swear I will take up arms to defend myself against anyone who tells me I have become old.

Happy Birthday To Me Status

I wish myself a very happy birthday. May this birthday become one of the best birthdays of my life!

I’m officially a year older today and much cooler than ever. Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday to me—I’m ready to celebrate another year of awesome friends, big changes, and great memories.

It’s my birthday, and by God, I shall celebrate and party like tomorrow never exists. Thank you, God.

As another year approaches, I am ready for a horizon filled with new opportunities to grow. Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday! I hope all my birthday wishes and dreams come true.

God has been more than good to me. He made me special and even more special on this special day. Happy birthday to myself.

I’m delighted to celebrate another year of my life. Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me! This universe has cared for me and showered me with beauty and love until now, so I am very grateful to the world!

This year, I’m going for my goals, and nothing can stop me! Happy birthday to me!

Funny Captions for Self Birthday

Calories don’t count today because it’s my special day!

I don’t usually brag, but when I do, it’s because it’s my birthday.

Eating my cake and wearing it, too.

My birthday wish is I want more birthday cake!

I may be old, but at least I’m alive to wish me a happy birthday! Not many people have this kind of fortune.

Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it. No cake for you!

I am wondering why google hasn’t changed its logo as it was my birthday.

I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.

True happiness is knowing that there’s going to be cake for me later.

Happy birthday to me. If the good die young, I certainly ain’t one of the world’s good guys.

Hardest thing in life: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. Very nice, but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch!

God, if you want to make me infinitely happy on my birthday today, please make my economy incredibly good this year.

Thank you guys for the birthday wishes. And thank you Facebook for reminding them.

For my birthday I asked God for a bike but realized he didn’t work like that. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness.

Have you heard that today is a very important holiday? This is not a joke, this is my birthday.

Mon and dad, thanks for a wonderful gift to the world. Happy birthday dear sweet me.

Happy birthday to someone amazing, talented, beautiful, smart, yes that’s just it, I am celebrating myself today—happy birthday to me!

I guess these birds sing for me today, and I guess the sun shines for me today.

Wow! What a surprise! Today we are going to have a great party because I know some awesome person who has a birthday and it’s me!

Age is a case of mind over matter. I don’t mind and it doesn’t matter. Let’s be silly!

Here’s to another year closer to velcro shoes.

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. But, for birthdays the cash got most of the appreciations! Lol…

I have decided to cherish all my happy moments to make a fine cushion for my old age.

Gonna Party Like Hell cause it’s my birthday, Happy Birthday to me!

To my younger self, I am glad that you made it to this age, I will keep on believing in you!

Happy birthday to a person that is beautiful, smart, cool and reminds me a lot of myself.

Thank you Mom, for giving birth to this wonderful child.

One more beautiful year has passed in the journey of knowing myself. Life is awesome, so am I.

Hey Everyone… Eat, drink and make merry because it is my birthday.

I’m such an awesome person that it’s hard for anyone not to recognize it – even me! Happy birthday to me.

Happy Birthday my precious angel! May God guard all your steps, actions and thoughts and keeps you healthy and lucky!

Angels are singing, the sun is shining, today is your birthday and I am celebrating. You are my angel in heaven. I Love You.

Today was the only day when I cried & my mother Smiled on it. Happy Birthday Mother’s lovely child, Happy Birthday to Me.

Today is the birthday of one of the world’s greatest men. Happy birthday to me.

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I thank God for giving me another year to serve Him. Happy birthday to me!

What I like most about my birthday is that you can make me forget the past with the present.

I know you’re jealous. I’d like to thank my mom and dad for making this miracle possible.

Here is such a blessed day and I’m ready to share it with my friends. Wish, “Happy Birthday to Me.”

I don’t care much for birthday wishes on my wall. Just inbox me your boobs pic and I’ll be happy.

To me, ”being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on facebook to people who did not wish me one.

I use my birthday as an excuse to do whatever the hell I want. So basically it’s just like every other day, except with presents.

In celebration of turning a year older, I’ll be wearing my birthday suit all day…..so just make sure that’s my HAND you’re shaking at church tomorrow!

Hello, someone so special and brilliant is celebrating his birthday today, guess the person—I am the cute celebrant today. Happy birthday to me!

It looks like it is time to get a party because today is my birthday. I don’t want to waste a minute today, so let’s start the celebration.

Hello, new and happy year of my life! I’m happy that you came on this sunny day. I’m sure that you brought a number of delightful moments and funny stories.

They said, “The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.” So, I choose the best day!

Old enough to know better but still young enough to get away with it.

Yesterday is history; tomorrow is a mystery; today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

I have enjoyed all the past years with my family but today I’m going to enjoy my birthday with my friends and family on Facebook. Happy birthday to me.

The best thing about every birthday is they always come up with a better version of me every year. I love to be me!

I was born with a gift, the gift of awesomeness I`m not just a year older I`m also a year better and prettier.

It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self!

Dear self, you have survived one more year of misery, of laughter and of happiness, congrats!

Everything hurts except loving yourself. The best thing you can be is by being a friend to yourself. Happy birthday to myself!

Happy Birthday from me to me! It’s time to party because I’m a superfly! Cheers to a brand new year full of laughter, love, and new friendships!

There are so many reasons to celebrate and I believe that one of them is that I am still alive.

Happiest of birthdays to me. Happiest of birthdays to me. Oh yes, the happiest of birthdays to me. What’s that—you want to wish me a Happy Birthday?

The more birthdays I have in my life, the more deeply I fall in love with myself. Who said numbers don’t matter?

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Wishing me a memorable birthday! Happy birthday to me

To this blessed soul, happy birthday to me. May the Lord bless my path to success!

It is a lovely day and a special one in my life, I am a year older. May I be treated like a queen! Happy birthday to me!

The sun shines for me today, what a blessed day it is. I am ready to share the fun. Happy birthday to me!

It’s a beautiful day, a day to celebrate! Wishing me, myself and I a birthday full of joy, peace, and happiness.

On this special day, I wish myself an abundance of love, joy, peace, and happiness. Happy Birthday to a brand new me!

May this day bring unexpected blessing and endless joy to me now and forevermore. Happy birthday to me.

Thank God I am a year older today, I wish myself the best moment in life. I hope you will celebrate with me tonight?

My wishes for myself today are more grace, more prosperity, more happiness and more years ahead. Happy birthday to me!

I wish myself a very big happy birthday. I am using this opportunity to appreciate everyone around me and I pray for success in my new age!

I decided if you’re lucky enough to be alive, you should use each birthday to celebrate what your life is about.

Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicapped spaces everywhere. Happy birthday you oldie.

Lots of happiness, lots of love, lots of great accomplishments, and beautiful moments are my wishes for me today. Happy Birthday to wonderful me!

Today I am definitely having my cake… and eating it too! It’s my birthday! Calories are non-existent on birthdays!

I’m mature enough to realize that I’m still a child. Happy birthday to myself. Still, a long way to go!

May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity to me.

It’s funny how we grow older and happy when, in reality, we are a day closer to our Graves. By the way happy B’Day to Me!

One more year has been successfully completed. It’s a happy birthday to me today. God bless me!

Hey Everyone! It’s another merry day to eat, drink and rejoice because it is my birthday. Happy Merry birthday to me.

Birthdays are good for me. Statistics show that the more I have the longer I live.

Once again I am in control of the life that I am living in and it is a great, happy birthday to me.

On my birthday, I wish myself to always be the best I can be, from now and till eternity. Happiest birthday to me.

I have seen the light on the cake, wishes on my social account, but I want more monetary wishes in my bank account. Happy birthday to myself.

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