Short Creative Status Updates For Your Social Media Profile

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Sometimes we don’t feel like enough with our own words then we search for some creative status to update the status of our social media. Our experts specially collect these creative status to reduce your worry about above mentioned problem. Browse the best collection of short creative status, creative quotes and famous creative sayings. Please, feel free to share these creative status also as message also.

The ‘Earth’ without ‘Art’ is just ‘EH’.

God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!

My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.

I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, go ahead I am stupid.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

Good decisions come from experience, and experience comes from bad decisions.

I may not be perfect, but I’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it that day I stop coming back.

Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.

My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

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Impossible only means that you haven’t found the solution yet.

Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.

Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you’re alive.

A drunk man walks into a bar…but enough about me…

I never regret anything I’ve done in my past because it led to who i am today and who i will become tomorrow.

Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.

If I was an electron, I would have shown you my numerous dimensions of love.

Always be prepared for the worst. Because you actually deserve it.

I don’t watch TV’ proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.

Once you are in hell, only the devil can help you out. And when he is not in a mood to help, make it heaven. He will now throw you out.

If Pigs could fly there wouldn’t be any men on the ground.

Physics is like sex. Surely it’s going to give some practical results but that’s not the reason why we do it.

Always have a smile on your face. Never give anyone the satisfaction of seeing you down.