Short Shopping Quotes and Shopping Status for Facebook

Everyone like to do shopping. Shopping is not only related to the purchase of a product, it helps for a short time to buy a happy moment. To express your happy moment that we’ve created an opportunity for you as a category of Short Shopping Quotes. In our Short Shopping Quotes collection you can find funny shopping quotes and shopping status. Also you can make share Short Shopping Quotes in various social site like Facebook, Whatsapp, Wechat and Line.

Best quotes about shopping for Girls

If a girl is shopping she’s trendy, if boy is shopping he’s wasting money.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. -Marcelene Cox

Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money.

I’m shopping around for something to do that no one will like. -Jerry Garcia

Shopping is so fun I could do it all year.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. -Tammy Faye Bakker

I wanna go shopping.

Dear Bra companies, If I’m shopping for a 34D do you really think I need “Extreme Plunge Max Lift” padding?! Sincerely, Just looking.

I’ll be out shopping, and all it takes is for one person to recognise me and it can get scary. -Bonnie Wright

I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election. -Imelda Marcos

I’ve been shopping for years and I still have nothing to wear.

Top Short Shopping Quotes and Sayings:

Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. -Tommy Cooper

RT if you’re going Black Friday shopping!

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. -Elayne Boosler

I love doing last minute Christmas shopping!

Shopping online: Ohhh nice and It’s only $5!…..Shipping: $100. WTF!?

Money doesn’t bring happiness, but shopping does.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Dear fridge, I’ll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.

I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again…

Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet.

Funny Shopping Quotes for Facebook & Whatsapp

For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.

I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas.

Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isn’t it?

How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?

Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.

Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.

It’s a good thing the gas station is open today…… I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.

You haven’t felt pain unless you’ve gotten a shopping cart’s wheel hit at the back of your heal.

Online dating is like shopping for a car online… show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!

Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are stronger than girls?PLZ!