Taunting Status, Captions, Messages and Quotes For Girlfriend

Don’t miss out on these super short taunting messages for your ex-girlfriend. If she fails to appreciate the true value of a relationship, why continue to sacrifice for her? It’s time to put an end to a relationship with a fake girlfriend who doesn’t deserve your efforts. Choose the best taunting status or caption to express your feelings. Here, you’ll discover the best taunting statuses for girlfriends, perfect for sharing on social media or fitting easily on your phone.

Taunting Status and Captions

No need for insults, your face says it all.

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Train your mind to see good in everything.

How many coloring books could one person own?

Taunting Status For Girlfriend

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

People like you, are the reason we have middle fingers.

God must love stupid people, He made so many of them.

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.

Never mind what I told you, you do as I tell you.

Does anyone have a girl that makes you carry their purse?

My girlfriend has enough jewelry to open her own store.

How can you be a woman today and not know how to cook?

I love my girl, but sometimes I wonder what she’s thinking.

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

No matter how much my girlfriend works out, she still can’t open a jar to save her life.

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

It’s not that I’m smarter than you, it’s just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Before I had a girlfriend, I never went to brunch on Sundays.

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh, wait that’s your face.

I’ve never seen my girl madder then when I hid her favorite lipstick.

I like half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!

My apartment is literally covered by high heels and sandals.

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

I don’t know why girls get so mad about the toilet seat—just put it down!

Taunting Captions Girlfriend

Watching girlfriends fall in heels is both hilarious and sad at the same time.

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Does anyone have a Netflix that’s just full of dramas like me?

I don’t understand how one girl could eat nothing but salad!

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?

My favorite thing is when my girlfriend falls asleep with her mouth open—I love taking photos.

My girlfriend always sings in the shower—it’s hilarious.

Whenever we go out, my girl can’t last two seconds without getting food on her clothes!

Thanks to my girlfriend, I have seen all the seasons of every reality show known to man.

I know that is a certain someone is sad, all I have to do is play Adele and they’re good.

Whenever I want to Netflix and chill, it always has to be what my girlfriend chooses—ugh!

Girls must never sleep because every time I wake up, my girl is cleaning.

My girlfriend owns so many shoes, she doesn’t have enough places to put them.

I think it’s hilarious when your girlfriend thinks you’re sleeping and farts.

Why does everyone’s girlfriend love One Direction so much?

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Insulting Messages For Girlfriend

I panic whenever my girlfriend asks me what I think of her outfit—they all look the same!

Going shoe shopping with my girlfriend is the most boring thing in the world.


Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.

Sometimes I just don’t get how many times a girl can lock herself out of her own apartment.

If it wasn’t for me, I think my girlfriend would have to walk home every day.

Anyone have a girlfriend whose cooking is so bad, they’ve perfected the cringe face?

Every time my girlfriend walks passed a puppy, she almost melts—it’s hilarious!

I don’t understand why girls need so much make-up—isn’t one enough?

If girls spent less money on clothes, they’d literally be able to feed a starving family.

I don’t know what my girlfriend carries in her purse but it is really heavy.

If I’ve learned anything from my girlfriend, it’s not to get between a girl and her make-up.

How are guys supposed to know which kind of tampon to buy their girlfriend?

Tell me how there are two closets in the apartment and both of them are my girlfriends.

Girls have so much clothes—I’m not even sure they can wear all of them in one year.

Thank God I’m around, or my girl would get stuck in her bedroom every time there’s a spider.

Whenever I make my girlfriend mad, I just buy her more make-up and she’s happy again.

I’m going to have to throw some of my stuff out soon to make room for my girl’s clothes and shoes!

Read: Fake Love Status and Messages

Taunting Quotes For Her

Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

If you are here —who is running hell?

Get your mind out of the gutter – it’s blocking my view.

Taunting Quotes For Her

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

I’d insult you, but you’re not bright enough to notice.

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma?

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

If I wanted to punish you, I’d hold up a mirror.

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

I am not a figment of your collective diseased imagination.

Support bacteria —they’re the only culture some people have.

While there’s no ‘I’ in team, there’s also no ‘you’, okay? So back off.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

On long car rides, my girl thinks she’s on American Idol and sings the whole time.

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

My girlfriend spends all day at the gym just to eat Ben and Jerrys at home.

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We hope you’ve discovered the perfect way to address the girl who fails to grasp your true feelings. Consider sending her one of these taunting quotes, which might serve as a valuable lesson for her actions of deceit!