Taunting Status, Captions and Insulting Messages For Boyfriend

Welcome to a collection that empowers you to express your inner strength and stand up against deception. Hey girls, it’s a way to teach a lesson to your fake lover who deceived you cleverly. Our “Taunting Status and Captions” offer assertive expressions to address the pain of betrayal. Whether it’s a fake lover or an ex-boyfriend who broke your trust, these words provide a voice to your emotions. Send taunting statuses and messages to insult him, showcasing your resilience. Explore this compilation for a blend of wit and courage to face the situation and assert your worth.

Taunting Status For Boyfriend

My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

Thank God, someone threw me away, so you could pick me up and love me.


Trust is like a paper, once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again.

We all love someone way to fucking much.

Ever looked at your ex and wondered Was I drunk the entire relationship?

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.

Are boys not grossed out by anything?

Does anyone else’s boyfriend fart on them too?

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Does anyone have a problem getting their boyfriend to do the dishes?

A real boyfriend never gives up on his girl. He fights for her.

I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.

I won’t block you or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you are able to see how happy I am.

Anyone want to rent my boyfriend for a week so I don’t kill him for being annoying?

Wen your ex says, you’ll never find anyone like me. Just smile and reply that’s the point.

Dear Ex, I’m glad I had you as an example of what not to look for in the future.

A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.

Oh, my bad. I’m sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something.

Boy: Does he make you laugh like I did? Girl: He doesn’t make me cry like you did.

I hate when my boyfriend doesn’t shave and then wants to kiss me—itchy!

Never underestimate a man’s ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes.

Men or shoes? I choose shoes. They last longer.

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Taunting Captions For Boyfriend

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Boys always smell so bad!

How does my boyfriend not notice when he pees on the seat?

If farts were made of money, my boyfriend would be a millionaire.

There is no room for you in my heart, but it is definitely yours in the trunk of my car.

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

Taunting Captions For Boyfriend

Does it take an advanced degree for a boy to put the toilet seat down?

I don’t know who is messier, the dog or my boyfriend.

At what point in their lives are boys taught to drink from milk cartons?

Somehow every time I do dishes, my boyfriend manages to dirty more.

If my boyfriend steals the covers one more time, I am going to slap him.

My boyfriend always runs the AC every night and leaves me freezing!

I don’t think I’ve ever smelled feet worse than my boyfriend’s feet.

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

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Insulting Messages For Boyfriend

My ex-boyfriend just tried to boil eggs and it was the biggest failure ever.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

I hate my boyfriend who doesn’t shave and wants to kiss me and catch me!

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Insulting Messages For Boyfriend

Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex-boyfriend.

Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That’s boyfriend material.

A fake boyfriend will put a lock on his phone. A real boyfriend will say, “Hey baby, can you read that text for me.”

I just came home and my boyfriend is in his underwear playing video games, ugh boys.

Why do boyfriends think drinking all the water and not replacing it is funny?

A real boyfriend never gives up on his girl. He fights for her.

I just laughed for fifteen minutes straight because my boyfriend fell off the bed!

A true heiress is never mean to anyone – except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

How did my boyfriend ever survive before I was part of his life?

Why do boyfriends think I want a hug as soon as he gets back from the gym?

Sometimes I can’t help but laugh while my boyfriend plays video games with his friends online.

My boyfriend just ripped his pants trying to pick something up from the floor!

Has anyone else witnessed their boyfriends cutting their nails in bed?

I have the grossest boyfriend in the world—I just watched him pick his nose!

Nothing is worse than using the bathroom after my boyfriend—disgusting.

I dread days when it rains because I know my boyfriend will get mud everywhere.

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Taunting Quotes For Him

I’m not sure what’s harder to forget, you or the regret.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life, but I can always find someone else to do the job.

I thought I was in love with you, but it turns out I was just in love with the idea of you.

You’re not worth the energy it takes to hate you.

I hope you find someone who is just as good at pretending as you are. – Unknown

Why do boys think they can wear the same clothes for a week and not smell weird?

I can’t believe my boyfriend leaves his socks everywhere and never picks them up!

I’m afraid of rainy days because I know that my boyfriend is full of mud.

My boyfriend is so hairy that I have to vacuum the bed after he stays over.

I worked so hard to cook dinner, and in one second, my boyfriend eats it all.

Taunting Quotes For Him

Nothing drives me crazier than when my boyfriend drinks directly from the orange juice container.

I can’t believe I have to label food in my own apartment so my boyfriend won’t eat it all!

My boyfriend may spend all his time working, but somehow, I have to handle all the bills.

I’m surprised my boyfriend even knows where the laundry place is—I’ve never seen him do it!

My boyfriend spent his entire paycheck on beer and video games—I can’t believe it!

Whenever I go away for work, I worry that my boyfriend will starve to death without me to cook.

My boyfriend went to an Ivy League school and somehow still doesn’t know how to cook.

How many times do you think I should tell my boyfriend to put the toilet seat down before he listens?

It’s like boyfriends need directions handed to them on how to replace the toilet paper roll.

No, I am not single. I am in a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.

Nothing is less attractive than watching your boyfriend shotgun a beer with his college friends.

I can already smell all the roses I’m not going to receive on Valentine’s Day.

Related: Taunt Status for Ex Girlfriend

We hope you find the perfect one to insult your fake lover or ex-boyfriend. Feel free to make any changes necessary to align it with your ex-boyfriend’s ugly attitude!