Funny Good Night Status – Short Quotes for Facebook Whatsapp

Top 25 funny good night quotes and status

Funny good night status and messages to make some funny wish with your friends, girlfriend, boyfriend, family or any other one you want. These are selective collection of best funny good night statuses to share on your social media like Whatsapp, Facebook, Instagram or any others. Before going to sleep lets make some smile on your loved once. Of course your friends deserve at least a funny good night quotes or message from you. Take a look from our collection and select the best one to share.

Funny Good Night Status

Goodnight, don’t let the bed bugs bite. No, really, I think I saw one when I was at your house earlier. Sleep tight!

My pillow is angry with me because I am just not joining it in bed. Goodnight my dear friend.

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now it’s time to fall asleep. Good Night.

Night is made for rest not for text. Good night friends.

Hold your phone tightly because this text message is a hug in disguise. Good night.

Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool. Good Night!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*# Thank GOD all the keys of keypad are working, now go to sleep Good Night!

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life. Good Night.

You are the only reason I got sleep every night, I love so much your scary faces in my dreams. Good Night!

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future, Better kill some mosquito with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night!

Oops! Ouch I fell from bed Trying to reach my phone just to Say sweet dreams and good night to you. Sleep tight.

Regardless of the size of your bed, don’t stop yourself from dreaming king size. Good night.

So it’s that time again, time to leave Facebook. So I say “Goodnight, but do not worry I’ll be back soon!

Difference between horror and beautiful night.. A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep but horror is when it hugs you back! Sweet Dreams Darling!

Just a reminder that you don’t have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight…you can just shut up.

Goodnight everybody. Hopefully I don’t have another dream with Lady Gaga and Britney Spears because that was awkward.

I have invented a new phrase and it goes like this – early to bed, early to rise and early to meet friends like me.

People sleep peaceable in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

I won’t take any selfies for the next 12 hours… not because it’ll be dark but because they’ll be without friends like you. Good night.

When you hear some weird popping noise of your pet from under your bed… yeah I need some sleep o goodnight!

A very original good night wish only for u beware of cheap duplicates I m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams.

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight, But Don’t make it a habit, Because i’m not free every night. Good Night!

I wish God made me an SMS, so that I can reach you in Seconds, Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling which is worth millions for me!!! Good Night.

Dear friend, don’t be worried about tomorrow, I will always be there to set things right. Good night.

That awkward moment when you say goodnight to people and then check Facebook, and yet you’re still up.

There is no lover like you and there is no girlfriend like me, forget the sleep and let’s make a party tonight.

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Funny Good Night Quotes

25 Inspiring and Romantic Good Night Quotes and Wishes

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night. – Liam Gallagher

Before you go to sleep, do not forget to say thanks for everything good that has happened to you in the last 24 hours. I am thankful at the moment for you.

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. – Sarah Williams

I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars. – Stephenie Meyer – Twilight

The darker the night, the brighter the stars, The deeper the grief, the closer is God!.” » Fyodor Dostoyevsky

She wanted none of those days to end, and it was always with disappointment that she watched the darkness stride forward.

The night breeze is blowing through my hair and the soft touch reminds me of your kisses. I wish I didn’t have to miss you this much.

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. – William Shakespeare

My idea of a good night out is staying in. – Martin Freeman

Although I love the stars that dot the night sky, I love the stars in your eyes even more. While I sleep, I will think about my favorite stars and wait to be with you again.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like you. Making my everyday seems so great. Thank you my friend lastly. Good Night and Sweet Dreams.

I love the silent hour of night,For blissful dreams may then arise,Revealing to my charmed sight – What may not bless my waking eyes. – Anne Brontë

Sleep, my Bella, dream happy dreams, you are the only one who has ever touched my heart, it will forever be yours. – Edward Cullen

All I wish is that the nights when we are together would never end. When we are apart, I cannot bear it. Good night, my love.

The longest way must have its close – the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning. – Harriet Beecher Stowe

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While you dream, I wish that each hope and goal comes true. I just want you to receive everything that you have wished for.

The sun is upset now, but the moon dances in joy. Although the sun is depressed at seeing you go, the moon gets to enjoy the whole night with you.

Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night. – A. J. McLean

There is something that is big, warm and fuzzy. Before you get too many ideas, you should know that it is a good night hug sent from me to you!

I think the best way to get a good night sleep is to work hard throughout the day. If you work hard and, of course, work out. – William H. McRaven

If someone wishes you good night every day, You’re happier than so many people.

Tonight, I would walk a thousand miles just to be with you. Missing you, my love.

They say that God sprinkles his blessings upon the earth every day and I think I have caught one—it’s you! Wishing you a good night and I love you.

I just want to say, good night, sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. – Harry Dean Stanton

Make sure to be thankful before bed. What you think about now will determine the state of your dreams.

Here is a short line to keep in touch because your always on my mind very much.

My idea of a good night has always been having a lovely meal and a proper conversation. – Kirsty Gallacher