Valentines Day Status for Singles – Happy, Broken or Anti-Valentine

Valentines Day Status for Single People who are also want to celebrate valentines day in a different style. Who are still single on valentines day this funny, creative and cool Valentine’s day status messages are for them to make fun all the way. Being single on valentines day is a way to show more self-love. Maybe you’re anti-valentine or have a broken heart then you may want to show your sad feelings or say something against love then express your feelings by single valentines day quotes! Does your forever single friend need some wish from you? Then wish him/her with our valentine’s day wishes for single friends collection. Single valentines day statuses will help you to make some fun or to show your thoughts on Facebook, Whatsapp, and Instagram. Also, you can post a Happy single valentines day caption with your selfie. Whether you’re a single guy or a girl, in a broken relationship either an anti lovesick this status and messages will feel you fit.

Valentines Day Status for Singles

My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that it’s love, day!

Being single doesn’t mean no one loves you. It means that God is busy writing your love story.

Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I love you.

Being single is definitely better than being with the wrong person.

Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.

I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

Taking a Nap is better than Falling in Love.

Here’s to many more years of happiness with me.

I am happy because I’m single by choice, not by chance.

No better Valentine’s Day than Galentine’s Day.

Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day!

I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.

Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.

I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.

Yes, I’m alone. But I’m alone and free.

Love yourself first, because that’s who you’ll spend the rest of your life with.

I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I’m not afraid to look behind them.

Valentine’s Day is for couples. We SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!

It’s almost Valentine’s Day and I still don’t know what to get myself yet.

sometimes it’s hard to keep on going, especially if it’s without you.

Being single is about celebrating and appreciating own space that you’re in.

Single is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

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I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.

If Valentine’s day is for couples then the other 364 days are for me 😀

Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.

I have love in my life. I just don’t have a relationship, and that feels really natural right now.

I’m single because I was born that way. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I know why I am single. My parents-in-law were not able to have children.

Happy Valentine’s Day. There is someone for everyone but wasn’t really thinking about you.

80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

This year My Valentine is My Bed. We will spend time watching TV, eating and best of all cuddling and sleeping together.

Dear Alcohol… Will you be my valentine?

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

I never really understood the word ‘loneliness’. As far as I was concerned, I was in an orgy with the sky and the ocean, and with nature.

Why do I need a date for Valentine’s Day? I can buy my own damn flowers & box of chocolate 😛

If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.

Read: Being Single Status

Valentine’s Day Status for Single Boys

Don’t be scared to walk alone. Don’t be scared to like it.

I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.

I’m single because I don’t need anyone to ruin my life. I’m ruining it perfectly on my own.

I’m single not because I don’t pray for love. I’m single because I don’t play with love.

It’s better to be single with high standards than in a relationship settling for less.

I am not single. I am in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

Single isn’t better. But it’s definitely not less than either. It’s equally as nourishing and joyous an existence.

Valentine’s Day Status for Single Girls

I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.

The man you want might not necessarily be the man you need.

I lost more than my boyfriend, I lost my soulmate last Valentine’s Day.

S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened.

The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.


I’m not alone! I’m with myself. And myself is fabulous.

I have learned not to worry about love, but to honor it’s coming with all my heart.

I’m single, simply because I can’t find someone who’s worth my time.

I’m not searching my other half because I’m not a half.

Changing my relationship status from single to still single.

I’m not really single, I’m dating myself. I take myself out to eat, I buy myself clothes, I love me.

Funny Anti Valentines Day Status

This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something.

Everyday is Valentine’s day, it doesn’t need a specific date or day to make your lover feel special.

I’m not saying valentines’ day is inherently bad. I’m just saying it is certainly no one’s favorite holiday.

Cupid is stupid. Violets are purple.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Tequila is cheaper than dinner for two.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do 40 pounds of laundry a week.

They say that the course of true love never did run smooth. So, I didn’t take the chance to go rough. Happy anti valentine’s day!

Valentine’s day actually reminds us that there is someone better than Santa Claus in this world.

Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you’ll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.

Would like to remind any unhappy souls today that St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs.

I will be busy this Valentine’s Day spending time with my EX…….Box 360.

Valentine Eve: worst time of the year…..constantly remind how single you are or stuck with this looser cupid picked out for you.

Who cares about Valentine’s day, I’m busy pinning.

I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.

I’m already hating myself at a single-on-Valentine’s-Day level.

Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine’s Day.


Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Instead of celebrating Valentine’s Day this year, I’m celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.

If you’re sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald’s for $8.99!

48+2 Members can sit on a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in an auto 1+1 can sit on a Bike. Only 1 can sit in my Heart, That’s ‘ME’ My dear Valentine!

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Read: Funny Valentines Day Status

Anti Valentines Day Quotes

Soulmates only exist in the Hallmark aisle of Duane Reade Drugs. – Miranda Hobbes

Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Don’t wish me a Happy Valentine’s Day! I hate this day with the fire of a thousand suns!

I wish that Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.

I called McDonald’s to make a reservation for Valentine’s Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Valentines Day Status for Friend

They say love is in the air, so I hold my breath ’til my face turns purple. Keep a few bad b*tches in my circle.

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Happy Valentines Day!

My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me.

What present will you give for your right hand during Valentine’s Day?

Anybody knows where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?…..just asking for a friend.

My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love them. Happy Valentines’ Day everyone!

Roses are red, fitness is great, I would’ve gotten you chocolate, but you need to lose some weight.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentines’ Day…. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day. 🙂

Read: Single Quotes and Funny Messages

Sad Broken Heart Valentine’s Day Status

It hurts to be reminded of Valentine’s days we spent together.

I got no time for you this valentine’s day. Hope you have a happy Valentine’s day.

I’m already disliking myself at this single-on-Valentine’s-Day level. it does not fit into my life.

A life with love may likely meet thorns, but living a life without love will have no roses.

My heart is lone for you, my soul dies for you, my eyes cry for you, and my empty arms reach out for you.

I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.

What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.

Lingering is so very lonely when one lingers all alone.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

I won’t cry for you on this Valentine’s Day, my mascara is too expensive to be soiled.

Sad Broken Heart Valentine’s Day Status

I’m falling apart right in front of your eyes but you don’t even see me.

No matter how broken I am inside, you will never notice it because of my smile.

The hardest thing in life is to watch someone you love, love another person.

I just let the pain take over, allowing it to numb the pain of being left behind.

It’s hard to keep on going, especially if there’s no you in the journey.

The pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.

Valentine’s Day provides the best opportunity to think of all your horrible relationships.

When you’re in love, you expose yourself to the possibility of being hurt by someone you truly trust.

Because never in my life have I ever been picked when there was another alternative.

Every person’s heart has pain, but they express that pain in different ways. Some will hide it in their eyes, while others will hide it in their smile.

The loneliest month of the year is February, and even those who are comfortable being single are not excluded.

I’m not saying valentines’ day is bad. I’m just saying someone will be getting fake love tonight.

I don’t hate you. I’m just disappointed you turned into everything you said you’d never be. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.

Loving someone who doesn’t love you back is like hugging a cactus; the tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.

There is nothing stronger than a broken woman who has rebuilt herself.

Read: Valentine Day Wishes Status

Flood your Whatsapp, Instagram, Facebook by funny valentines day status for singles, or if you like to share some sad lines to show your broken heart you’re welcome. Don’t feel guilty if you don’t like this day, just show your side and be an anti-valentine that’s also pride.